| Author | A Story Again |
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This time it might not be funny, I don't know what I wrote or what does it mean. Just read it :P
The group of kids was commonly known as the bupcracks. They used to kill birds because they were jealous of the ability of birds to fly and considered they should give their wings to humans as well. But the birds loved bupcracks because they often contacted the group for assassination of foe birds. This practice went good for a long time, until one day a monkey saw everything and started throwing knives in the lake which caused most of the water to overflow and destroy the base of bupcracks on the banks of river.The bupcracks were enraged by this behavior of the monkey so they started killing dogs which was supported by cats. But the monkey was still not done, he started throwing knives in the air creating a hurricane destroying the new base of the bupcracks in the forest. The birds now decided to help the bupcracks and started to throw leaves on the monkey everyday. But the smart monkey collected all the leaves and formed a magic leafy flying carpet to hunt down all the birds. The monkey ruled all over the birds and the bupcracks. Soon he became the king of all the monkeys he was powerful because he had bupcracks and birds under his control. But one day the monkey when the monkey was trying to act smart he threw a knife in the air which pierced his heart coming back. Poor monkey didn't study about gravity. But did the poor monkey study at all? After the monkey died there was a lot of discussion as who should become the next king. The monkey's little brother pulled out a few knives killing the monkey's family and taking over the throne. He started slaughtering other monkeys while the bupcracks and the birds were slowly taking the power again. The new monkey king was an idiot. It was when all the birds and bupcracks were on his door holding swords, he realized what he had done. But he flipped twice quickly and changed his form. It was the real monkey king. Everyone was shocked by this. The monkey king never dies, he shouted with arrogance. Everyone died from the knives and fast skills of the monkey king. Never again did anyone tried to question the monkey king and his decisions ever again. |
| Is this worse? |
| Topic moved from "Off-game forum" to "Creative works". |
| Topic moved from "Creative works" to "Off-game forum". |
Is this worse?
This is a difficult question
Would you rather eat chocolate or cake?
Tricky but at times possible to answer
Would you rather eat cat poo or dog poo?
No response..... |
Is this worse?
Yes. Although i liked the word bupcracks and the part where monkey threw knives in the lake which caused it to overflow.
Would you rather eat chocolate or cake?
cake all the way, and the bottom bready part is my favorite not the icing :D |
This time it might not be funny, I don't know what I wrote or what does it mean. Just read it :P
That's not really the most enticing header you could come up with. Why would people want to read something you don't even know what it is?
Would you rather eat cat poo or dog poo?
Cat poo obviously. What else? |
nah you drink cat poo not eat it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak |
for Lord MilesTeg:
with retail prices reaching ˆ550 / US$700 per kilogram
The poor man's cofee is hard under the teeth. |
for Optimus - Prime:
The only good thing about random stories is training your creativity.
But try to combine that with communicating an idea and it will be much better, otherwise they don't have much value. |
combine that with communicating an idea
Well that's hard :P
I just write these stories in around 10 minutes without thinking much and writing whatever just keeps coming to my mind :P |
| We cant post link to social media sites here or can we ? Because I have an Instagram page where I write short lines. |
for Lord MilesTeg:
Did you guys know that dogs love to eat cat poop? Well sometimes they will eat their own shit, but feline feces is almost irresistible for them. |
Its because dogs have cat envy. They think that if they eat it they will at least be part cat.
Cat's know this and so they bury there faeces to stop them.
It is also why dogs chase cats as well, they want to eat them as they believe this will make them turn into a cat. |
Did you guys know that dogs love to eat cat poop? Well sometimes they will eat their own shit, but feline feces is almost irresistible for them.
All sort of disgusting things really, however I feel like sparing Optimus that kind of shit. That was nevertheless the initial reasoning for my choice.
However, Milesteg has made convincing arguments in flavor of feline droppings that Georges himself could not refute. |
| Gone way too off topic. |
| Rofl |
Gone way too off topic.
then its good that this is off-game forum. You can take a breather. |
then its good that this is off-game forum
off topic
Off game != off topic |
| Hush babe, you are offtopic. |
| closed by Meshy (2018-04-20 19:56:38) |
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