Author | Charity Fund: EWF |
I'd like to introduce a new charity organization here in LWM. It's called the NWF (or Nature Wildilfe Fund) - in coordination with the Blooming Glades can and bottle cleanup operations (BGCBC) as well as the Animal Preservation Society of Elfdom (APSE).
The NWF's mission is to preserve the wildlife and its creatures. On behave of the NWF I think it's time for some major environemental cleanups here in the Empire! Let's start with that urine filled, toxic lake down in Yellow Lake!!
Though the present Empirical structure forbids donations for such, we can ask for volunteers and signees. So we're looking for 100 LWM members to sign up and help clean up that cesspool of a lake. And please people, stop allowing your cancerous wolfhounds and cerberi from urinating in the lake as well (yes I'm talking to you demons out there!). |
argh, jsut realized I posted it as EWF (originally it was called the Elven Wildlife Fund)...ignore that and focus on the NWF. |
I sign up |
Though the present Empirical structure forbids donations for such, apart from that,how do you plan to stop and/ punish those heroes,who kill thousands of creatures here ,that can very well be included ,as "Wildlife" ,in the name of our highness, The Empire? :p
(including myself and you)
Rest your own swords for a while,First! :D |
Rats, where can I go to walk my pretty little doggies now? :( |
4. Of course it will have to pass through legistation and put those good for nothing former-Warlords to work!! (ask me if you're unsure of whom I speak)
As for some of the wildlife, most are exotic species (wolfhounds to name a few). Exotics ought to be removed from the region obviously. I tell you, it's not faerie urine that's killing the foliage and polluting the waters!
As for most of the things causing that destruction down there (the creation of golems, gargoyles, and other magical incantations), the NWF has no pity on those money mongers!
=D |
I, naviron, Ronin of wizards, must unworthy and humble (among others), volunteer to kill all demons, cerberi, wolfhouds, kizzes, doggies, evil and malefic elements from the surface of this living plane...
I sign up! |
why demons?
why not vampires, ghosts & undead creature? |
5. Somewhere where your precious-pups sulfuric pee doesn't taint the natural land. Hmm...idk...Hades? =D
Looks like only 3 so far. Come on people, let's clean that Yellow Lake up!
1. Skunder
2. Blazingarmpit
3. naviron
4. |
8. Hmm...well I guess the undead taint could curse that precious water, but mostly I was thinking I've never seen a ghost lift its dress and take a leak before. =D |
well, i am alive.
i'm signing up for this |
well, i am alive.
i'm signing up for this
well that's the enthusiasm we were looking for... =/
1. Skunder
2. Blazingarmpit
3. naviron
4. eddyimmanuel
5. |
I sign up |
Okay, so the NWF would like to inspire those ppl still lagging their feet on this one - through that brackish water no doubt! We're offering a contest to see who can take the bunny (below) and somehow make it into a T-shirt logo (basically, put bunny on a T-shirt as similar image). I'll figure something as prize money for the winner.
This is bunny (thanks to xxxsaber's profile, whether he knows it or not)
BTW xxxsaber, where's the fuzzy tail?
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1. Skunder
2. Blazingarmpit
3. naviron
4. eddyimmanuel
5. KnightRage |
I sign up :P
BTW xxxsaber, where's the fuzzy tail?
It's not cool to take bunny's tail off. :( |
Updating, as well as correcting spelling error...which was funny (and on accident), but in need of changing. =D
1. Skunder
2. Blazingarpit
3. naviron
4. eddyimmanuel
5. KnightRage
6. xCNxNanda
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Doesn't the contest have any deadline for submission of the logos ? |
idk, doubt it. logging off now, check them next time i'm on.
(mostly it's just for fun but i'll give a prize accordingly.) |
You self-righteous, nature-loving people can have your lake back. I'm moving to East Bay for better prospects.
Anyhoo, my pups are innocent. The real culprits are those hydras, I'm telling you! |
Hey skunder , Count me in for the noble cause :) |