| Author | Guide: How to fail at Lordswm |
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Things to do fail at Lordswm
1. Afk in battle
2. Spam Q&H forum with letter 'W' with capital on
3. Try to replace Arctic as admin
4. Give a looooooong speech in forum but actually no one going to read it
5. Pretend to be Empire instead Empiress
6. Cast bless on Angel
7. Cast fireball sell on enchanted garg
8. Take a Mg quest but didn't finish it for a long time like mine: please come back in -110467 minutes
9. cast curse on angel
10. Place your Dragon9green dragon/black dragon) one step beside your troop
11. Apparitton Monster drains only 1 mana from you from MG quest and you lose the whole fight
12. Place your range unit in front of melee while you are newbie
13. take retaliation from unit that with unlimited retaliation ability.
14. Equip ring of inspiration while you are necromancer
15. You were flooded by random people in battlechat, and you forgot which unit you were retaliated
16. type foul word in chat ..before your word shows up a night-watch intercept it and you were auto banned.
17. Keep changing faction because you think that faction is sucks..when you are in another faction, and think this faction sucks again and change to another..so in the end it just like world tour :)
18. Change from any faction to wizard faction without reequip mini-arts on it.
19. Change talent 'Rally' and then go to another location..later found out that you were ambushed by someone and only monks in your army
20. Keep asking why barb doesn't have any magic
21. Try to blind Griffin / Royal Griffin with Unicorn or dark spell
22. Flood transfer log
23. Unable to enroll because you can't read the code properly or you didn't ask on forum/ try yourself
24. Argue with AI
25. Keep asking why is this server being neglected by admin
26. fall asleep while you are in combat
27. Try to wait at ROH to hunt dragon for free no ap combat but you actually found out that you are very bad luck after you waited for 1 week
28. Suggest ridiculous ideas in I&S forum
29. your recruit suppose to take retaliation from a unit but it accidently stunned it
30. Try to sell a clan
31. Send gold to other player first when you are doing trade after that you found yourself scammed by people
32. type wrong number in price like Thief invitation costs 1,000,000 but typed in 100,000. Only one 0 huh? =)))
33. keep buying diamond just because lack of money? And found out that the gold that changed from diamond is used to roulette
34. Fight DE magic build with knight Xbow build
35. A draw match |
36. ???
37. ???
post more if you know more! |
36.Roulette. you think of a number and when you go to bet, the ball is already spinning and after the results the number matches your prediction and you cry.
37. you get caught in an ambush(using full set) along with another player using 1 troop and you lose in shame. |
5. Pretend to be Empire instead Empiress
Guide: How to fail at Lordswm: Use word Empiress to correct the word Empire while the right one is Empress :P |
| lol coolahed #36 happend to me a LOT :P |
#38. Setup wrong so that even with tactics you cannot hit enemy shooter
#39. Cast a life saving rapid or delay that for some reason has no effect whatsoever
#40. Do a bad misclick which results in loss of the battle
#41. Let your shrew run out in the mercenary quest and get squished
#42. destroy your own tower in the tavern |
| #43 Being convinved that admins will implement one's "MUST HAVE" I&S suggestion |
| #44 send gold and resources to the casino play with description like 'straight up 12 plz plz plzzzzz' |
#45. (rare super noob) accidentally sell your infernal axe 5 x 12 % or other rare artifact whilst trying to equip it.
#46. make 119 or 399 ambushes respectively just before TGI rules changed.
#48. Hit an enemy unit in GB thinking your precious stack can take the retal (it can't) and you lose your team the game
#49. count squares wrong and move into enemy shooter range = get smashed |
Oh I have one! make a thread that suggests sexism exists in the game !!!!
:)))) |
50. log in to the game and do nothing
51. fail at hamster hunting/ fail to hunt hamster because of wrong timing
52. post in someone thread but no one cares him/her so it sounds like he/she/it is talking to the wall
53. dig out the old transfer log and report to C&A like : this guy obtained TG invitation only 400k!
54. when someone has lesser Unicorn than you but your unicorn is the one who get blind
55. whine at Q&H forum about certain faction is too sucks
56. technical problem comes out when you playing GB and cause you lose so many move
57. Royal Griffin dive your own unit
58. set filter to all level 15, you thought no one could pm/transfer to you anymore but there are plenty of lv15 player of them :)
59. shooter aim guardian from the beginning of the battle during GB
60. you thought you are gonna win just because you got 4 morale and your opponent only 2 morale after that you found out he burst more than you
61. ???!
62. !!?? |
| 61. Destroy your tower and lose the game using Dissension and power explosion card. |
62. Buy Diamond and try to enroll after that:
https://www.lordswm.com/object-info.php?id=68 |
| 63.Your partner is too slow ad u need to go fast so u go afk |
| 64. Selling TGI for 1 Gold |
| 65. 16 brilliant unicorns attack 1 recuits instead of 23 royal griffin because they are drunk :D |
| 66. a lord wearing 'cape of winds' for hunting farmer |
| This should be sticky man! LOL |
| 67. Repeatedly buy resources at a location so as to enroll, only for someone else to get their first |
68. Talent with holy magic build but wearing full arts that without any mana and knowledge
69. but an art that dura 1/XX just because they cheaper than the original 40/40 only 100-200 gold
70. Ridiculous translation that using google from Russian into English of [dwarf]in Russian word , when translated, the result will be gnome but you need to know that Dwarf is a people that short people with bad tempered while Gnome is just a pure short people
71. Save some prohibited picture into your album and brag about thats you. Big question: Is that really you? Or you are just a little troll/monster?
72. When calculating Xbow damage (with aimshot)..Ignore defense is taken into it
73. Troll someone else's forum
74. insult someone in battlechat in native language but he forgot that nowadays we have translator =)
75. Use hero direct attack to ghost when that ghost already 2 misses
76. You thought Magic punch is a spell and believe that it will 100% hit a ghost
77. Cast earthquake in any battle
78. Report someone in violation battle because he/she didn't follow the description like 8 AP/ Min AP
79. report someone in violation battle section because he lose a match in 'Everyone for himself' battle ..Because 2 people gang him
80. Send Pm to Moderator/Sage/Keeper just because they are unhappy being punished |
