| Author | Yo Momma Jokes |
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Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out! (Submitted by )
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company |
yo mamma so fat she walked down the street and they called it broadway
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry
yo mama so ugly she make frankenstine the next top model
yo mama so fat she drives a spandex car
yo mama so fat she got baptised at sea world
yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued
yo mama so stupid she went to the superbowl and brought a bowl
yo mama so stupid they said it was chilly outside and she brought a bowl
yo mama so ugly they thought of moving haloween to her birthday |
| yo mama is soo fat when she jumped into the sea the whales started singing "we are family! even though youre fatter than me!" |
yo mama is soo poor when she was kicking a can around somebody asked here "what you doin?" she said movin house
yo mama is soo poor somebody stepped on the cigerate and she said why you turnin out the central heating! |
| you mama soo poor she put a coke on layaway |
| Yo mama so stupid,she sits on the tv and watches the couch |
| yo mama so hot, like a piece of ham on a chrissmesseve:) |
Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her! Submitted by
Yo mama so poor she uses curtains as blankets! |
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company |
Yo mama so stupid she went into a grocery store and stared at an orange juice box for 3 hours 'cause it said "concetrate"
Yo mama so poor I went to her house and lit a cigar, and the cockroaches came out and started singing: "Clap your hands! Stomp your feet! Give thanks to God 'cause we've got heat!"
LOLOLOLOL to all the others!!! =D |
| sooooooooooooooo funny wow man ....... its really very nice.. |
| more... pls |
Most of the ones i know have been taken...i only know about 10 appropriate ones. I guess for all u who appreciate humor like this (plz tell me if u don't like it, i will not do any more):
Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was a defect from the condom factory
I got this from a friend, so don't blame me. |
| pheew these jokes seem more amusing in large groups. but anywayz i love these jokes. |
.....im taking this offensively......
yo momma so crazy she eats dinner for breakfast
or did i get that wrong?? |
| Topic moved from "Creative works" to "Off-game forum". |
The best ones according to me... here ---
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out! (Submitted by )
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she diedYo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued
Yo mama so stupid,she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her! Submitted by
Yo mama so poor she uses curtains as blankets!
Yo mama so stupid she went into a grocery store and stared at an orange juice box for 3 hours 'cause it said "concetrate" |
