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This is an update to the old thread.
Post all of your jokes plays skits ect. Here
Ok here's a good one.
When Sarah faucet died and went to heaven God said to her "I am going to grant you one wish" and she wished that all of the children in the world would be safe. Then... BOOM micheal Jackson died. | | I mean farrah fawccet | | Offensive much? | #1 HAHAHA Tht was really funny
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1: Look so many bandages, Must be a truck Accident.
Sardar2: See, truck number is also written. BC-1760 | Hot Offer
A bloke took his car to a second-hand car dealers and asked if they were interested in buying his battered old Vauxhall for £500.
The salesman inspected the car and offered him 10% less than his asking price.
The bloke, who wasn't very good with figures, said he'd go away and think about it.
Later that night, he went to his local pub. He was sat at the bar thinking about the salesman's offer, when the barmaid asked him what he was deep in thought about.
The bloke said, "If I offered you £500 less 10% what would you take off?"
The barmaid hesitated for a moment then said, "Everything except my ear-rings!" | Buttoned Fly
There was this couple who were running late preparing for the big party, and it just so happened that the husband had on a pair of trousers that had a buttoned fly, one button of which had come off and needed sewing.
The wife simply did not have the time to tend to it so she suggested he run across the street to have her lady friend take care of the matter.
And so he did. A little bit later he came back with the button sewn on all right, but he was terribly beaten up.
"Good grief! What in the world happened to you! You just went over there for the button to be sewed on, and now look at you!"
"Well, when I told her what I wanted done she said to take a seat and that it would just take her a second. So, I sat down and she began sewing on the button. Everything was just going along just fine until she bent over to bite off the thread and her husband came in the door." |
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