| Author | Funny quotes |
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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water.
Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. |
good ones, if anyone won't mind i ad one more:
Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.
if anyone doesn't know who cannibals are: people who eat people. |
for Yinx:
Whole point of this topic is to add anything related with funny qoutes or just CLEAN funny jokes :) |
there are already 2 topics for this
Famous sayings
and who got jokes?
mine and lucid-naz`s
mine isnt only famous sayings its any jokes or saying or anything that has been said or thought atleast 1 time and isnt spam/flooding
and lucid is just jokes |
