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post hilarious, sarcastic and just pure evil quotes from the chatroom here.

in case it is offensive to someone, make sure you take permission from the person before posting, we don't want a war here.

to post just copy paste from the chatroom, delete the intervening lines to make it in a continuous flow.

oh and in case you are wondering what the [*] next to the names is... it is the mighty ban hammer!!

ok i'll start:

12:45:32 [gurumao][*] to Xeno: barbs are too dumb to learn the arcane :P
12:46:17 [Xeno][*] to gurumao: Not true, look:
12:46:29 [Xeno][*] to gurumao: *holds up a stick* Arr! Cane!
18:25:54 [Zyanya] to Ganz: you won't hurt me now, would you?
18:26:02 [Zyanya] to Ganz: :rose:
18:26:15 [gurumao] to Zyanya: no bribery :P
18:26:25 [Zyanya] to gurumao: :tongue:
18:26:26 [leoneon] to Zyanya: no but i will
18:26:36 [gurumao] to Ganz: *psst* i'll get you a free weapon enchant
18:27:12 [SwitchBlad3] to leoneon: then i suggest u have a heavy-duty laptop as a shield, soldier
18:27:35 [leoneon] to SwitchBlad3: ill get my defense up to 100 somehow lol so dont worry :P
18:28:01 [gurumao] to leoneon: beware Zya has got ignore target defense :P
18:28:22 [Zyanya] to gurumao: lol
18:28:31 [leoneon] to gurumao: then ill just run away lol
18:28:33 [SwitchBlad3] to gurumao: i think it was ignore 110% right?
18:28:56 [gurumao] to SwitchBlad3: much more with elven luck and crit :D
all that happens when im offline ?:(
hmmm. im sure i was there when that conversation happend... maybe i didn't talk for once =p
u actually didn't chat??OMG it's a world event!
to misself:

maybe u were just edited out of it lol
^
anyone got anymore?
nope
13:45:03 [Zyanya][*] to ExDeath: admit it the underlying reason is that you're sp freak.
13:46:08 [Zyanya][*] to ExDeath: do you want me to list out?
13:46:18 [ExDeath][*] to Zyanya: lol, list what?

13:46:24 [Zyanya][*] to ExDeath: 1. because you fight dragons for the sole purpose of gaining sp
13:46:43 [Zyanya][*] to ExDeath: 2. you do MG quests and not return so you get double sp when next time you fact teh same one
13:46:48 [ExDeath][*] to Zyanya: no, because they're fun!
13:47:07 [Zyanya][*] to ExDeath: 3. you do brigands with no arts in hopes you wont gain too much exp
13:47:08 [ExDeath][*] to Zyanya: it's fun to fight dragons
13:47:47 [ExDeath][*] to Zyanya: it's fun to win easy battles!
13:47:53 [Zyanya][*] to ExDeath: 4. with the old update, you skip hunts till you get partial ones
13:47:59 [ExDeath][*] to Zyanya: it's cheap to do brigands with no arts!
13:48:18 [Zyanya][*] to ExDeath: 5. you lost to hunt just to gain sp in level 1
13:48:29 [ExDeath][*] to Zyanya: 4. it's for the hunting guild points!

13:48:30 [gurumao][*] to ExDeath: wow you are like unlimited retaliation unit in chat :P
13:48:30 [gurumao][*] to ExDeath: wow you are like unlimited retaliation unit in chat :P

:D
Misself had herself??XD

5:35:09 [misself] to Ganz: You smell Titans (8), when you are about to pass by, you notice - they are guarding 95 gold
5:35:18 [misself] to Ganz: should i try?
5:35:32 [Ganz] to misself: kill them!!!!! hehehe
5:36:31 [Ganz] to misself: it should be not that hard with min AP arts
5:36:37 [misself] to Ganz: wish i knew how many stacks
5:37:31 [Ganz] to misself: you lost it?
5:38:01 [misself] to Ganz: havn't started
5:38:06 [hueyjie]: i am back
5:38:25 [misself] to hueyjie: hi
5:38:48 [misself] to hueyjie: =).... no smilies like on the email thing
5:40:22 [hueyjie] to misself: hi
5:40:42 [ExDeath] to Ganz: hi
5:42:23 [Ganz] to ExDeath: hello! :)
5:43:02 [andy2000] to Ganz: Hi
5:43:25 [Ganz] to andy2000: hi too :)
5:44:22 [andy2000] to Ganz: come on lets go to the merchant chamber
5:45:48 [Ganz] to andy2000: ?
5:47:00 [misself] to Ganz: k, trying the battle
5:47:05 [hueyjie]: i will be a thief again in 10 minutes!
5:47:20 [misself] to Ganz: and they took to their heals -_-
5:47:34 [misself] to hueyjie: good luck
5:47:41 [Ganz] to misself: that sounds bad
5:47:59 [misself] to Ganz: nah, they didn't find anything
5:48:12 [misself] to Ganz: their split 2-2-4
5:48:13 [hueyjie] to misself: so can you pls lend me some money?
5:48:46 [hueyjie] to misself: lol, i hate monsters take their heel too
5:49:02 [hueyjie] to misself: especially when i am going to vs threat level medium or high
5:49:05 [misself] to hueyjie: nope. i got loans that need paying off
5:52:08 [misself] to Ganz: there we go. not as hard as i thought
5:52:09 [hueyjie] to misself: is that threat level high?
5:52:28 [misself] to hueyjie: yellow
5:52:46 [Ganz] to misself: told ya, its easy
5:53:39 [misself] to Ganz: now i got DE brigans -_-
5:54:07 [hueyjie] to andy2000: you will be lv2 soon
5:54:19 [misself] to Ganz: i hate dark elves =p
5:54:43 [Ganz] to misself: which happens to be your faction at the moment
5:55:31 [misself] to Ganz: that doesn't count
5:55:56 [Ganz] to misself: cheater
5:56:12 [misself] to Ganz: lol
5:56:21 [misself] to Ganz: (i don't get it)
5:56:32 [Ganz] to misself: .....
5:56:49 [Ganz] to misself: you hate DE but you dont hate yourself, that is cheating
nah. they just cheated. i mean, what DE has over 20 hydras O_o and over 50 poisoners. i hate cheating DE's.... (im an awsome DE =D)
19:01:23 [Hunago][*] to Ganz: hehe I think you can train your cerberi in strike and return
19:01:40 [Hunago][*] to Ganz: throw a bone when they attacks, and tell them to bring it back
19:01:49 [Ganz][*] to Hunago: LOL
^^
the complete version :

18:53:32 [Ganz] to Hunago: https://www.lordswm.com/army_info.php?name=cerberus
18:53:40 [Ganz] to Hunago: https://www.lordswm.com/army_info.php?name=fury
18:53:50 [Ganz] to Hunago: you can compare them, lol
18:54:22 [Hunago] to Ganz: sprites have 2 init higher, but cerberi have 1 more speed
18:54:55 [Ganz] to Hunago: nah, i am not worried about sprite. its shrews that i hate the most
18:55:01 [Hunago] to Ganz: I think with enough init equipments cerberi can work the same way
18:55:46 [Ganz] to Hunago: when you compare shrews and cerberries, than you will know that shrews are way better
18:55:53 [Ganz] to Hunago: then*
18:56:08 [gurumao] to Ganz: ofc,shrews are the best :D
18:56:26 [Ganz] to gurumao: shrews are cheater
18:57:35 [Hunago] to Ganz: cerberi has splash, it can be much better for caravans, doing x3 damage
18:58:02 [Ganz] to Hunago: but can you believe that a 2nd tier is much better than 3rd tier?
18:58:05 [Ganz] to Hunago: i hate that :(
19:00:34 [Hunago] to Ganz: they specialise in different places
19:01:00 [Ganz] to Hunago: ummm....good point
19:01:23 [Hunago] to Ganz: hehe I think you can train your cerberi in strike and return
19:01:40 [Hunago] to Ganz: throw a bone when they attacks, and tell them to bring it back
19:01:49 [Ganz] to Hunago: LOL
19:02:14 [Ganz] to Zyanya: now thats what i call a good joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:02:38 [Zyanya] to Hunago: lol...
16:58:48 [Zyanya][*] to Xeno: speaking of <3...where has Anec been these daysI wonder...
16:59:17 [Xeno][*] to Zyanya: Haven't seen him...
16:59:18 [Zyanya][*] to Xeno: i *almost* miss him on me all the time :P
16:59:28 [Xeno][*] to Zyanya: (or her)
17:00:03 [Zyanya][*] to Xeno: Anec is a he for sure...even if 'she' claims otherwise
17:00:29 [Zyanya][*] to Xeno: eh...i mean i almost miss him hitting on me*
17:00:41 [Zyanya][*] to Xeno: the typo sentence sounded so wrong :embarrassed:
17:00:57 [Xeno][*] to Zyanya: I didn't dare comment on it
17:01:22 [Zyanya][*] to Xeno: good choice too.
17:02:42 [gurumao][*] to Zyanya: O_o the convo has taken a rather daring turn :P
17:03:39 [Xeno][*] to gurumao: Hence the silence.
:embarrassed:

I sure am, lol. :P
16:59:18 [Zyanya][*] to Xeno: i *almost* miss him on me all the time :P

O.o i wish i was there....... (i meant in the chat room :P)
O.o i wish i was there.......

=O That sounded wrong too. :P
i know, hence the (i meant in the chat room :P) lol
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