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No Study + Study = Fail + No Fail
(No + 1) Study = (No + 1) Fail
Cross out the (No + 1)
Study = Fail
right, so let's sub that back in.
Sub (Study = Fail) into (No study + study = Fail + No Fail)
No study + Fail = Fail + No Fail
No study + Fail - Fail = Fail + No Fail - Fail
No study = No Fail | Sub (Study = Fail) into (No study + study = Fail + No Fail)
No study + Fail = Fail + No Fail
No study + Fail - Fail = Fail + No Fail - Fail
No study = No Fail
That doesn't look right :)) | | I found this pretty hilarious...
https://www.lordswm.com/forum_messages.php?tid=1896543&page=0#560763 | | Wow Great Jokes.... Thnx to all for Posting Jokes. | | thanks DeeZee:) | In a Science period, the teacher explain to the student
Teach: Students, earth if viewed from above it looks like a round egg
Students: Sir, what if Earth is viewed from below?
Teach: Don't do that, it'll fall on your head......
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A students often skip school without any proper reason, one day, the student got a detention and get scolded by the teacher
Teach: If you cannot attend to school because of sickness, obstruction, or whatsoever, you can send a letter to the school!
Student: Some time in the past i did send a letter, but i never get a reply, so why do i send the letter if i can't get a reply?
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Joe was given cereals with milk by his mother for breakfast. Joe who had a fish tank, walked toward the tank with a handful of cereal in hand, intends to give these cereals for fish food in the aquarium. Just before he gave the cereal, her mother went into the dining room.
"Joe, don't give the cereal to the fish cereals.The fish'll die" her mother scolded
suddenly with a pale face joe replied "then, why the mother gave me this cereal?"
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Students: Teach, is a person allowed to be punished for something he never done?
Teacher: No it's not allowed, people can only be punished for the thing he/she had done
Student: Thanks God, Teach. I haven't done the Homework teacher ask me to do yesterday.
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Teacher: Students, Indonesia is located between 2 ocean and 2...?
Students: Continent!!!!!
Teacher: Wrong! Indonesia is located between 2 ocean and 2 of them are very deep!. Now flora an fauna, Whale is a mammalia, Crocodile is a reptilian, Goat is a Herbivore, and Tiger is a....?
Students: Carnivore!!!!!
T: Wrong again! Tiger is a dangerous animal!
S: ???????????????
More coming soon if i have free time. | This is what a student learned in a Biology class:
This is the chain of causes loose motion:
Loose Motion (Primary Reason)
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Bacteria, viruses or any other pathogens (Secondary Reason)
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Low level of hygiene, poverty, inability of good food, etc. (Tertiary reason)
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Low Economic Development (Fourth Reason)
Teacher: So students...
Here you can see how low economic development causes LOOSE MOTION!!! | This is what a student learned in a Biology class:
This is the chain of causes loose motion:
Loose Motion (Primary Reason)
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Bacteria, viruses or any other pathogens (Secondary Reason)
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Low level of hygiene, poverty, inability of good food, etc. (Tertiary reason)
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Low Economic Development (Fourth Reason)
Teacher: So students...
Here you can see how low economic development causes LOOSE MOTION!!!
Is it biology class or economy class? | | This is the joke itself :) | A: "B, i have a good news and a bad news!"
B: "tell me the good news first!"
A: "you scored full marks in your math test!"
B: "yay!!! i'm ready for the bad news!"
A: "that was a lie." | A: "B, i have a good news and a bad news!"
B: "tell me the good news first!"
A: "you scored full marks in your math test!"
B: "yay!!! i'm ready for the bad news!"
A: "that was a lie."
Reminds me of another joke.
A: Mom! I scored a hundred today!
M: That's good! In what subject?
A: Oh, Math 40, Chemistry 30, and Biology 30! | | ha ha | A: "B, i have a good news and a bad news!"
B: "tell me the good news first!"
A: "you scored full marks in your math test!"
B: "yay!!! i'm ready for the bad news!"
A: "that was a lie."
Reminds me of another joke.
A: Mom! I scored a hundred today!
M: That's good! In what subject?
A: Oh, Math 40, Chemistry 30, and Biology 30!
Just made one right now:
Child:Mom I have a bad news and a good news
Mom:Tell me the bad news
Child: I failed in all subjects
Mom:So sad, what's the good news?
Child:The good news is....that the bad news is over! | Q: How to call a dog with two legs?
A: Don't bother calling him, he won't come!
Q: How to call a dog with two legs and balls of steel?
A: SPARKS! | Q: How to call a dog with two legs and balls of steel?
A: SPARKS!
Sorry could not understand, can you please explain? | D got an assignment from his Biology teacher to do an experiments on a frog. He caught a frog, and started his experiments.
First D said to the frog to jump, and it did jump about 50 cm far. D wrote in his note, then cut one of the frog leg, and said to it to jump again.
With some effort, the frog managed to jump about 20cm far. D wrote it in his note again, and cut one of the frog legs again, and command the frog to jump.
And the frog managed to jump with quite an effort about 10 cm far. D wrote it again in his note, then cut the frog legs, leaving only one leg, and command the frog to jump again.
This time, with a hell lot of effort, the frog managed to jump about 5 cm far. D wrote in his note, then cut the frog last leg, and still command it to jump.
But the frog remain silent, D yelled to the frog to jump again, but the frog still remain in silent. After a few minute of yelling, D got tired, and wrote the conclusion in his note.
It says "Without legs frog become deaf" | Teacher to father: ur son had scored horrible marks in his tests!
English:3/25
Maths:4/25
Science:6/25
Social Science:7/25
Hindi:5/25
Total:25
Dad to son:wow! you got very nice marks in this "total" subject we din't hired a tutor for that one!! | Teacher to father: ur son had scored horrible marks in his tests!
English:3/25
Maths:4/25
Science:6/25
Social Science:7/25
Hindi:5/25
Total:25
Dad to son:wow! you got very nice marks in this "total" subject we din't hired a tutor for that one!!
I do not understand | | He means that the father misunderstood the heading "Total" in the report card for a subject named total. So he congratulates his son for getting full marks in total. |
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