| Author | Jokes !!! |
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how does a blonde die from drinking milk?
the cow falls |
how do you kill a blonde?
stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a poll |
why did a blonde return her scarf?
it was to tight |
| your mama so fat she got hit by a car and said who threw that rock. |
| your mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missesd. |
| your mama so ugly she locked out the window and she got arrested for mooning. |
| your mama so ugly she makes blind children cry. |
| your mama so fat she wore a yellow jacket and someone said taxi. |
one day santa was feeling happy
suddenly , happy slapped him . |
Why is Superman stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants.
Why is Batman more stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.
Why is Robin even more stupid?
Because he followed what batman did.
Why is Spider-man the most stupid superhero of them all?
Because he wears his underwear over his head. |
A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $100,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!"
The crews try, but no one can get through. Then another fire truck, filled with a volunteer fire company of men over 65, comes roaring down the road and drives straight into the middle of the inferno. The other men watch unbelieving as the old timers hop off of their rig and heroically extinguish the fire, saving the secret formulas.
The company president walks over to reward the volunteers. "What do you guys plan to do with the money?" the president asks the group.
The firetruck driver looks him right in the eye and answers, "Well, the first thing we're going to do is fix the f*cking brakes on that truck." |
After seeing this thread accumulate over 400 posts, I couldn't let it fall into the back of the forums and die. This post is essentially just a bump to get it back on the first page once more; for the entertainment of all.
-Blade |
| once upona a time ram (indian epic ramayana's mythical{debatedly}protagonist) was fighting with ravana(indian epic ramayana's mythical{definitely} villian[and that too an elite one]) when suddenly ravana laid down alll his weapons and said"i will not fight anymore" ram says "why not" ravana says "oh come on goood guys dont fight " ram says " awww we were fighting sooo good i was just about to use my coolest weapon and now you back away what is the problem" ravana says "nothing nothing" ram edges him on in the end ravana bursts out "you callled rajnikant for such a smalll dispute and we all know about him" |
I invented this
Yo momma's so fat it took Chuck Norris 2 roundhouse kicks to put her into orbit.
Cheers |
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!" |
biggest joke :
i m gonna win st |
your mama so stupid she couldnt hit water if she fell out of a boat
what do you call a dead in a closet
1998 hide and go seek champion |
| Hey this thread is cool spent 2 hours 2 read it pla don't let it die |
three men rent a room on the 99 th floor of a 99 storey hotel
sadly the elavator was out of order
so they decided to take the stairs
they decided that each one of them would tell jokes or storys for 33 floors
during the first 33 floors the first guy told two very entertaining stories
during the next 33 floors the second guy told many entertaining jokes
the third guy was quiet for 27 floors ant the other two guys egged him on to tell sone story or joke
at floor no 30 he said i will tell you a very short and horryfying story
he said:
once upon a time
three men rent a room on the 99 th floor of a 99 storey hotel
sadly the elavator was out of order
so they decided to take the stairs
they decided that each one of them would tell jokes or storys for 33 floors
during the first 33 floors the first guy told two very entertaining stories
during the next 33 floors the second guy told many entertaining jokes
but the twist is that the third guy forgot the keys on the reception
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even after monday and tuesday the calender says WTF
ie w for wednesday and so on |
| Nice1 the WTF is an old joke |
