| Author | Masterti facts |
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| it dosn't just take a genius to realize those 47 goblins have exactly 117 gold, it takes Masterti |
| When MasterTI had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors. |
| MasterTI sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of MasterTI |
| MasterTI invented water. |
| the world doesn't spin alone,masterti spins it |
Q. Why did the recession hit the world economy?
A. MasterTI lost 100 gold on roulotte |
| MasterTI got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing MasterTI for every answer. |
| you mean, MasterTI sleeps with a night light. Not because MasterTI is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of MasterTI ? =D |
| Both are same :D |
| MasterTi Invented the .com server 0.o |
| techy once round house kicked MasterTI the next day they made a thread like this |
| Then Techy got a rounhouse kick from Souvik.......he also started to comment in this forum |
MasterTI does not get frostbite. masterti bites frost
or
MasterTI doesn't get Frostbite ;Instead Frost gets bite from MasterTI. |
round house kicked
what's that?
MasterTI doesn't get Frostbite ;Instead Frost gets bite from MasterTI.
Or the bite took the frost from TI |
MasterTI grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
When MasterTI calls a 1-800 number, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
When MasterTI was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
MasterTI can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
MasterTI doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless MasterTI has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
MasterTI invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
MasterTI has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Little known medical fact: MasterTI invented the C-section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with MasterTI. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage. |
MasterTI once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
James Cameron wanted MasterTI to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
MasterTI once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
Simply by pulling on both ends, MasterTI can stretch diamonds back into coal.
MasterTI's roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
MasterTI does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
MasterTI is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though MasterTI does not swim. This is because when MasterTI enters the water, the water gets out of his way and MasterTI simply walks across the pool floor.
MasterTI eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life." |
Q. How MasterTI drinks tea?
A. He chews the tea leafs,
Drink water.
Eat bamboo cane,
Sits on the Oven |
| If you want a list of masterti enemies, just check the extinct species list. |
| Masterti roundhouse kick you so hard, you go back to Ming Dynasty! |
| To maintain the balance of power MasterTI took the avatar of Devil |
