| Author | Masterti facts |
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If you have five dollars and masterti has five dollars, masteti has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on mastertis computer. masterti is always in control.
Apple pays masterti 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
masterti can sneeze with his eyes open.
masterti can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
masterti is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
masterti destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
masterti can kill two stones with one bird. =D funny fixed |
| chuck norris jokes .. |
| i hate u evil lol jk |
| MasterTi doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is. |
| lol its still funny |
| the reaper checks his closet every night for MasterTI |
| LAWL :D |
| Masterti tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. |
| MasterTI jumps in water, MasterTI doesn't get wet, the water gets MasterTI |
| Masterti ninjas peoples gold from them |
| MasterTI doesn't dance to the music, the music plays to MasterTI!! |
| When masterti said let there be kusika kusika was born |
| MasterTI come here fast! |
Who would win the fight between MasterTi and God ?
Trick Question : MasterTi is God |
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MasterTI doesn't need arts to win, the arts need MasterTI for a reason to exist.
If your battle doesn't start, your computer didn't crash. MasterTI already won.
MasterTI's tower is always at 200.
A battle with MasterTI sets your arts to 0/1.
When MasterTI donates, he is given real diamonds. And his money back.
The penalty for afk is -2 luck. The penalty for making MasterTI wait is death.
MasterTI doesn't take damage. He steals it. |
| MasterTI doesnt need a gf.He can make 1 himself.LOL. |
MasterTi, once, accidently hit someone in Ukraine,
We found the body in Vancouver, Canada |
when god said let there be light
he asked MasterTI "please" |
the reaper checks his closet every night for MasterTI
another version is:
death had a close masterti experience |
| The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Masterti out. It failed miserably. |
