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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. She often fell asleep.
One day, Mary was asleep, and the teacher asked her a question:
"Who created heaven and Earth?"
The boy behind her came to the rescue, poked her with a pin, and she woke up and shouted: "GOD ALMIGHTY"
The teacher says "Very good" and continues to teach.
A few minutes later, the teacher calls on Mary. Mary was still asleep,
"Mary, Who was the man who died and rose from the dead?"
The boy behind her comes to the rescue and pokes her.
Mary wakes up and yells: "JESUS CHRIST!"
The teacher goes, "Very good, very good", and Mary falls asleep again.
So, Mary falls asleep again, and the teacher asks Mary another question:
"Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after their 32nd child?"
The boy pokes her again, and she wakes up.
Mary stands up, turns around, and yells, "IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF" | Three guys were on an airplane
one had a knife, one had an ax, one had a bomb,
The first one throws down the knife, and jumps off
He finds a girl crying,
he asks, "why are u crying"
The girl answers, "a knife came down and killed my cat"
The 2nd one throws down an ax, he jumps off
he finds a boy crying
he asks, "why r u crying?"
the boy answers, "an ax came down and killed my dog"
The 3rd man throws down the bomb, he jumps down
he finds a kid laughing
he asks "y r u laughing"
the kid answers " when i farted, my neighbors house blew | Please post your jokes in this thread:
https://www.lordswm.com/forum_messages.php?tid=1879514&page=0
There is no need to create another one with similar theme.
Thanks. | | closed by Kiz (2010-11-22 13:47:59) |
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