Author | How great it is to be an elf!!! ^^ |
I live being an elf!
You wanna know why?
That's right!
We get to make toys!!!
That's right every year we elves get to make toys for all you good lords and ladies.
You better be nice to us, because if you aren't we will give you wooden swords. xD
You thought that Santa decides you is good and bad?
You thought wrong, we just made up Santa so you would take us more seriously. Dark Elves would never celebrate Christmas if they knew that us elves were really the people in charge!!!
I know what you are all getting for Christmas =D
Merry Christmas!
Death to the Hydra!
Glory to the Black Hydragon! |
lol i was good right? :) i want 100k gold xD |
except for giving poor living conditions to goblins,capturing wolves,giving orcs that haircut,letting my ogres fall on those spikes and looting that village i was fairly good |
Merry Christmas!
Death to the Hydra! |
Elves suck :D
Hydragon looser :D
Glory to the Hydra! :DDD |
Houl you are getting a box of dead hydras because you have been a bad boy. :P
for thrax:
You have been a good boy and will get a brand new Hydra-bane sword!
for stepher:
Your army will no longer complain about those harsh living conditions!
for Ghost_Face:
The economy has left us with little gold so we can't do that. :( I will keep yours a secret for now muahahahaha ~.- |
for diversecity:
I like my new dead Hydras.
https://www.lordswm.com/army_info.php?name=bonehydra |
wow weaker hydras pfff those shouldn't take too long to kill =P |
I want a Mithril Longsword
I have been fairly good all i have done is kill a couple 1000 farmers killed 84 rouges and i put gum in Houl's hair |
The last one is a good thing though! ;)
I can't promise anything ;) |
That's right every year we elves get to make toys for all you good lords and ladies
psst,don't tell them.. |
The last one is a good thing though! ;)
I can't promise anything ;)
Houl also cursed at me and hid a pirahna in ur pillow |
Girls, what about you talking? :D |
for GodOfMan:
I have not hair :D. It was diversecity. |
for Tz-BackStab:
oops sorry ;) |
Yay! This year Santa dropped me my Arctic, Skunder, and all the councilors (which I'm not really sure what their names are) action figures! I must have really been a good boy the whole year. And thank you Elves, and Santa too. |
Yay! This year Santa dropped me my Arctic, Skunder, and all the councilors (which I'm not really sure what their names are) action figures! I must have really been a good boy the whole year. And thank you Elves, and Santa too.
I thought Houl killed Santa?? |
for Hewrin:
psst,don't tell them.. |
I thought Houl killed Santa??
oops typo mistake ^.^
I thought (insert victims name here) killed Santa?? |
for Hewrin:
Okay.
I thought Hewrin killed Santa?? |