| Author | It's That Time of the Year Again~ |
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akshy!!! did you get laid??? xD
there was soo much croud in the party...
so...i can't =[[... xD
Akshy isn't quiet :0 lol |
GIRL to a BOY- why u always follow me?
BOY replied - because my mum taught me that always follow ur dreams.. xD |
xD ehem
In the end it doesn't matter how many moments you took a breath, but how many moments ttok your breath away... :D |
| -'- |
| :O i'll try taking thatas an akward face :S |
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO" |
| Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday... |
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them. |
| Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it. |
| It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. |
Why Men n Women Don’t Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women
But
Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains |
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! |
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:) |
Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p |
Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!
Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D |
| hahahahahahah xDD !! sooo nice and great !!!!!! |
hehehhe..i know~~
LAST ONE FOR TODAY~~
“Interesting Confusions”
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!! |
Out of a shower, a girl is toweling her pussy, liking it she started rubbing vigorously ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... .............
and the pussy meowed and ran away !!!!
Dirty Minded Yall !!! :P |
| lol :o |
| hi |
