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Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10 he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 -eleven. Next day I called my
boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
lmao, read it out like a chinaman :D |
how many dead babies does it take to paint a fence.1 if you throw it hard enough.
i asked all my friends if they think a roc is faster or a turtle on steroids.they all said turtle but personnaly if you check a barbarians profile(lvl 8 +) they are so off |
How do you make a blonde kill itself??....
Put scratch and sniff at bottom of pool.HAHAHAHA |
Two mods sitting in a park having lunch. One says "oh! Look at that dead bird".
The other scans the skies and asks "Where?". |
view this too
https://www.lordswm.com/forum_messages.php?tid=1871065 |
oh i got one very cold
this is a scene in a court and inside is very noisy
then the judge says:"Order,order in the court"
the convict says:"I want a cheese burger,small fries and a cup of coke" |
that reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago. Why did E.T. go on top of the roof of a resturaunt? He heard fries were on the house.
badumdumchsh
How many letters are in the american alphabet? If you said 26 your wrong, e.t. went home so only 24 left.
How old are these jokes you might say? Well if you know what I'm talkin bout then thats a sign of the times my friend. haha |
| No thread necromancy please, create new. |
| closed by Zyanya (2010-01-02 15:47:42) |
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