| Author | Brilliant Questions From Unintelligent People |
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Ah, Moro, you are the one asking the trickiest question so far. Let me give it a try:
The ones that ain't intelligent! |
1. If light travels faster than the speed of sound then how come I hear the person honking behind me before the signal turns green?
2. I have to give a very big software file to my friend. Will tilting my laptop increase the flow of data in the pen drive? |
1, The person behind you is a goose
2. LArge software files take a while to transfer as the large file needs to be squashed down to fit into the smaller pen drive. Tilting the lap top will provide a slight gravitational advantage to the squashing piston. More modern versions using a rotary squasher will not be affected by tilting |
Q1.If we are unintelligent then why are our questions brilliant?
Q2.Are our questions really brilliant or is it our perception because we aren't intelligent enough to know the real meaning of brilliant?
Q3.If I'm going to be answered by unintelligent people, then how can I or anyone else trust that the answer will be right?
:) |
Q1 To save battery I read questions on a black background with white writing and the brightness turned up - the questions truly are brilliant
Q2. The word brilliant was first introduced to be used by sarcastic people to avoid the ban hammer when exclaiming frustration at overly difficult battles. Therefore our questions are undisputably brilliant.
Q3 Intelligence is a comparative judgement based upon yourself as a norm reference. For some of us that will mean that every person is intelligent, and so always right. While for others of us, everyone is unitlligent. I would tell you which one you fall into, but you would be unsure whether I was correct or not. However, given the fact that an answer comes after a question and because of the way the Earth spins, all answers are right. |
I was on a first aid course for my work. When they were talking about amputation injuries the teacher said we should try to find the missing body part and seal it in a clean plastic bag if possible.
One person asked "what if it is the head?", the teacher thinking she was joking said that yes, you should still put it in a bag ... she thought for a bit and then asked "how would it be able to breath" & she was being totally serious! we did put her mind at ease though when we explained she could make a small hole in the bag near the mouth. |
| Phew, I am glad you corrected her on that point - if you hadn't put a hole in the bag the head would keep on breathing and filling up the bag with air till it exploded. |
Q. If a chemist if found drinking while driving, can he say that alcohol to him is not a problem but a solution?
Q. If a blind mathematician tells an extremely unbelievable story, can we still say that he's being real?
Q. If "dark demon" exists, then does it mean that the classic demon is "light"? |
1. Doesn't matter, he will be shot in USA by the officer.
2. How can mathematician be real if his i isn't real?
3. No, the indigenous people of America were called Red Indians (now indigenous Americans) based on their skin color, indigenous people of Africa were called Blacks (now African-Americans) based on their skin color. Dark Demon is called dark because of his skin color. Therefore Classic Demon should be called Red Demon based on their skin color.
All in all, this game is racist. We need a Abrahm Lincoln here to bring out a revolution.
#DemonsHaveFeelsToo |
| Why did the great philosopher of our generation, Jaden Smith said "All trees are blue."? |
| probably he was suffering from color blindness |
No, that's because of his name!
Like Gold - Golden, Jade - Jaden. And jade dragons are almost blue! |
Oh thanks narutoayan ... WAIT !?
jade dragons are almost blue!
Am .. I colorblind? :(
How can colors be real if our eyes aren't real? |
Stop imagining, try to be rational.
he was suffering from color blindness
Am .. I colorblind? :(
How hard is it to explain colour to colourbling people? (With all respect indeed :)) |
So many questions I mind..
For a start ,answer these
m.9gag.com/gag/aPGB9YV?ref=fbp |
| Real eyes realize real lies. |
| Why are tongue twisters called so, even though it is actually tough to twist a tongue? |
| Tongue twisters are indeed very tough. You need to practice rotating the tongue till you can move it very very fast. Then with a rapid out movement of the tongue you create a shock wave with an eddy current behind. If this shockwave is sufficient the eddy current will wrap around itself and create a mini tornado. At the world tongue twisting championship in Tungmenistan they create twisters across a table covered in fine sand so as to better visualise the little twister. Points are given for how far it travels, height of twister and artistic interpretation. |
| In answer to the question why do meteors always land in craters this is simple. Meteors are large rocks thrown by the Greek and Roman Gods in a sort of game crossed between golf and archery. They have to throw different sized rocks into a crater that the other Gods have left. As you would expect the Gods are very good at this game and so never miss. |
Ok 100 for me.
Ask questions :P |
