| Author | Brilliant Questions From Unintelligent People |
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| My friend is fat so I advised him to buy 30 bags of chips and set fire to them. He burnt 18,000 calories in a single sitting, why is he still fat? Now he is asking me $100 because my advice didn't work. Help explain me what he did wrong? He hasn't lost an ounce. This is so absurd. Are fitness magazines a scam? :( |
| He had to be standing on the fire |
Previous homeowners left this plant in my backyard. Can anyone identify it? I've had it since about 1991, and it hasn't died yet! Is there any way of saving this plant? I live in Ukraine. Any help would be much appreciated!
http://i.imgur.com/pPSHULc.jpg |
| Ahaha nice :D |
Anyone??
What should I take for my Kleptomania? |
I would like to suggest gold and diamonds. If it doesn't cure your Kleptomania, it does have the side effect of making you rich. :)
MarineBiologist, your questions are awesome! |
| I have this terrible disease of hypochondria enormia, with the right medication life is stil manageable. Unfortunately my insurance does not cover the placebo anymore. Can anybody help me? |
Yesterday started even worse, i felt meningitis come up and did not know what to do, so i asked my neighbor and he googled it.
Inflammation of the membrane he said. ouch. Luckily the cure was simple, i drank a milkshake really fast and it worked: brainfreeze.
I think the side effect of arcticficial intelligence makes me play better, but my head stil hurts a little. |
I just lost faith in humanity -_-
and i hate chinese from now on
i was just surfing the net when i found out that china is 12 hours ahead of USA in time
then WHY the HELL they didn't warn USA of 9/11 attacks.?
heartless ppl *_* |
| It is true that China is ahead of USA but they still couldn't warn US due to technological limitations. You see the cell phones weren't invented in those times so in order for China to warn US they had to use landline. That phone call needed to travel a long wire that spanned all across the Earth. Unfortunately, due to slow speeds and electronic traffic it couldn't reach USA in time. |
We can't go to the sun because it's so hot right ?
Why don't we got at night when the sun is off ? |
Where does the sun go at night?
Down.
We have fire a rocket at Sun right as it has dipped below the horizon. This invariably results in rocket plowing into the Earth and disintegrating. After many failed attempts the NightTime Sun Exploration mission was shut down in 1998 and will remain so until we develop furturistic technology to create a hole through the Earth's crust and stronger rocket engines to travel that across.
Here is my question:
Why don't all heat seeking missiles go towards the sun? |
| Its a little known fact that Heat (as in heat-seeking) is an acronym. H.E.A.T. stands for high elevation aerial target. The sun isn't aerial, its in space. |
Then where is the space?
I think the reason why the sun goes away at night, is because of the space.
You see, there are different types of space. Some spaces are more spacious than other spaces.
At night, the sun enters the lower 4th space dimension and that's why we can not see it anymore, because we are in the higher 4th space dimension.
I know the sun enters the *lower* 4th space dimension at night, because I see it going down, so it must be the lower one.
PS: I love this thread! |
Thats true.
When the sun transcends from higher dimension to lower dimension it releases heat and cools down and therefore becomes the Moon. In the morning the moon absorbs all the floating heat released by sun earlier and thus re-enters higher 4th dimension and thus becoming Sun again.
Hence the saying
"What goes around, comes back around." |
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| When your particles are working they form a net, all on lines crossing. Due to their polarity they repell eachother and due to the magnetic field of the whole they stay together. This is what makes them vibrate (and that is why your computer makes noise.) Sometimes particles break out of the field by bouncing really fast, these particles become stray. To let these particles find their way again, you just have to turn your phone off and on again. |
| Define what is unintelligent people |
Unintelligent people is an oxymoron ( a state of stupidity induced through breathing too much. Un means one and intelligent is the opposite of stupid, therefore to have one intelligent people yu have to be schizophrenic.
There is a number of ways to define them. One way is to take a photo of an intelligent schizophrenic (look out for beautiful minds) then deliberately pixelate the photo or adjust it till they are very ugly - you have de-fined them. Alternatively speak to the local council and plead for leniancy over the parking violation based upon it being the other person that parked and so remove the fine. |
| I drive everywhere very fast so I spend much less time on the road using fuel, I should save lots of money this way. Why then is my fuel bill so large? |
