| Author | Neutrals speak :-) |
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I felt bad after this one.
https://www.lordswm.com/battlechat.php?warid=14245921
>0:
1~7:[Vampires]: vot tak vot
2~9:[Noxous]: Sorry, I only speak english.
3~9:[Vampires]: ne opasno ohotica?
4~9:[Noxous]: English.
5~9:[Vampires]: mi sa
6~9:[Noxous]: ENGLISH
7~9:[Vampires]: skin na lizardov nado????
8~9:[Noxous]: ENGLISH, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
9~9:[Vampires]: sory, no
10~9:[Noxous]: Oh.< |
| ROFLMAO! that's a nice one, Noxous. |
I hate it when they hallucinate about non-existent troops, and then spout nonsenses...
1~7:[Lorekeepers]: kill them all
2~8:[Berserkas]: OH, DON'T WORRY, I WILL.
3~8:[Lorekeepers]: we finish elf 1st
4~11:[Berserkas]: there are no elves
5~11:[Lorekeepers]: we need to take out those fks
6~12:[Berserkas]: fool.
7~12:[Lorekeepers]: kill elven bowmen
8~12:[Berserkas]: how long can you keep going about the elves?! i'm a necro!
9~12:[Lorekeepers]: fast pls
10~13:[Berserkas]: with pleasure.
11~13:[Lorekeepers]: if not my main character will
12~13:[Berserkas]: will what?
13~13:[Lorekeepers]: written report
14~13:[Berserkas]: ..for what?
15~13:[Lorekeepers]: just wait
16~13:[Berserkas]: i doubt you even have a main.
17~14:[Berserkas]: empty threats. lame |
i do post a lot of these, don't i?
a almost-intelligent conversation i had with some kobold enginners...
1~5:[Gremlin engineers]: is everyone here?
2~5:[Berserkas]: yep.
3~5:[Gremlin engineers]: ghosts!!
4~5:[Berserkas]: HAHA, hell yeah.
5~5:[Gremlin engineers]: ghosts almost gone
6~5:[Berserkas]: no, not yet.
7~5:[Gremlin engineers]: theyll go for my ghost
8~5:[Berserkas]: hey, i'm the one with ghosts here.
9~5:[Gremlin engineers]: and a lvl 7
10~5:[Berserkas]: no, actually, i'm lv 5
11~5:[Gremlin engineers]: no i dun.... i also from tp!! computer engineering!!
12~5:[Berserkas]: psh, yeah right.
13~5:[Gremlin engineers]: retal off golems
14~6:[Berserkas]: ahh, here come the hallucinations.
15~7:[Berserkas]: and where are those mysterious golems?
16~8:[Berserkas]: hmmmm?
17~8:[Gremlin engineers]: blok gate plz
18~10:[Berserkas]: block what?
19~10:[Gremlin engineers]: na du hoe
20~10:[Berserkas]: come again?
21~10:[Gremlin engineers]: keine normal!
22~11:[Berserkas]: yes, i know that you're not normal.
23~11:[Gremlin engineers]: ahura mino are your
24~12:[Berserkas]: *facepalm*
25~12:[Gremlin engineers]: attack bowman with ghost
26~12:[Berserkas]: ok, but i think i'll attack you, instead.
27~20:[Berserkas]: soon, you will join my army as the undead.
28~21:[Berserkas]: any last words?
29~21:[Gremlin engineers]: ok guys.. fun game
30~23:[Berserkas]: wow, very fitting. i salute you.
31~25:[Berserkas]: bye bye now.
32~25:[Gremlin engineers]: bb m8 |
A clever wolfhound monster: https://www.lordswm.com/warlog.php?warid=482277574
[Wolfhounds]: greetings
Enchanted gargoyles wait.
Genies cast Weakness on Wolfhounds for 6 turns.
[dariel]: hello
[Wolfhounds]: i hate that spell
[dariel]: i can believe that
[Wolfhounds]: human, you still here?
[dariel]: of course
[Wolfhounds]: you re right
[dariel]: have to kill you
[Wolfhounds]: dun kill me man |
https://www.lordswm.com/battlechat.php?warid=14279579
It's a long one, and the opening line made me rofl. I had 30 zombs.
>0:
1~1:[Golems]: silly zombie, trixs are for kids!
2~1:[Noxous]: XD
3~1:[Noxous]: That's hilarious!
4~1:[Golems]: no nerco no demon no not u not red
5~1:[Noxous]: But I'm a necro...
6~1:[Golems]: to masz pecha lal
7~2:[Noxous]: Er, sorry?
8~2:[Golems]: theabyss
9~3:[Noxous]: What's that?
10~3:[Golems]: lost................
11~5:[Noxous]: Wow...
12~5:[Golems]: yes thx
13~6:[Noxous]: That's deep.
14~6:[Golems]: keepers
15~7:[Noxous]: ...
16~7:[Noxous]: Are you psychic?
17~7:[Golems]: how do you know?
18~8:[Noxous]: ...
19~8:[Noxous]: That's what I was thinking....
20~8:[Golems]: why arent they movin
21~8:[Noxous]: I'm waiting for you, that's why.
22~8:[Golems]: sorry for waiting
23~16:[Noxous]: It's no problem.
24~16:[Golems]: you are very good skilled
25~17:[Noxous]: Why thank you.
26~17:[Golems]: ogre to golem
27~19:[Noxous]: ... I think the ogre is better.
28~21:[Noxous]: But that's just me.
29~21:[Golems]: get griffin with ranged and magic 1st
30~22:[Noxous]: I'm not a knight
31~22:[Golems]: i don't see an issue wuth that "_
32~23:[Noxous]: Wow, that's a good point.
33~23:[Golems]: remember what you
34~24:[Noxous]: Remeber what I what?
35~28:[Noxous]: Er.. hello?
36~28:[Golems]: middle?
37~29:[Noxous]: Um.. no.
38~30:[Noxous]: We're at the top.
39~30:[Golems]: then we have to finished asap
40~31:[Noxous]: Actually, you're right.
41~31:[Golems]: psolme lets be smart here, you take down the wolf hound and we can
42~31:[Noxous]: ?
43~31:[Noxous]: Who?
44~31:[Golems]: 4 grifin
45~32:[Noxous]: Is that a battle cry?
46~32:[Golems]: less experience is better than a lost game
47~33:[Noxous]: That's true.
48~33:[Golems]: will u revive vapms plz
49~34:[Noxous]: If I had any that were dead, or had any period, then I would.
50~34:[Noxous]: Just for you ;)
51~34:[Golems]: yeah< |
This one just happened. Cracked me up.
https://www.lordswm.com/battlechat.php?warid=14280393
>0:
1~1:[Imps]: fight
2~1:[Noxous]: Stupid imps...
3~1:[Imps]: kill imp
4~1:[Noxous]: That's what I'm gonna do.
5~1:[Imps]: thanks
6~2:[Noxous]: XD
7~3:[Noxous]: You just made my day.< |
unicorns: i hate elves
swordsman: ma jebeni large shield (it means: fu*kin large shield) |
1~0:[Wolfhounds]: hi all
2~0:[vidlak666]: Prepared for painful death?
3~13:[vidlak666]: Have you lost speech?
4~13:[Wolfhounds]: guess so lol
5~14:[vidlak666]: You are funny, hope you are not going to hit me
6~17:[vidlak666]: Not interested in talking?
7~17:[Wolfhounds]: your death will be heroic
8~18:[vidlak666]: How can you manage it?
9~18:[Wolfhounds]: i played a lot
10~18:[vidlak666]: Oh thats enough, I surrender:)< |
1~9:[Mercenary archers]: y win
2~10:[mageof10]: cause i can
3~10:[Mercenary archers]: well outside it is
4~10:[mageof10]: fine bring it even though we're outside
5~10:[mageof10]: well?
6~10:[Mercenary archers]: kill demons only non gated left
7~10:[mageof10]: i have no demon
8~10:[Mercenary archers]: good
9~10:[mageof10]: I no right
10~10:[Mercenary archers]: we have to kill minotaures
11~10:[mageof10]: I HAVE NO MINOS
12~10:[Mercenary archers]: your piont is
13~10:[mageof10]: ...ur dead
14~10:[Mercenary archers]: haha
15~10:[mageof10]: laughing at death
16~10:[Mercenary archers]: gg all
17~11:[mageof10]: gg< |
| ^^ LOL, fun chat all :D |
11~1:[Tamed minotaurs]: please move
12~1:[Gott]: ok i attack you now
13~1:[Tamed minotaurs]: tamed
14~1:[Gott]: sure^^
15~1:[Tamed minotaurs]: arrh
https://www.lordswm.com/battlechat.php?warid=14293752 |
[Tamed minotaurs]: jump him
[koki]: What?
[Tamed minotaurs]: wait
[koki]: Why?
[Tamed minotaurs]: my parents are ...
[koki]: Where?
[Tamed minotaurs]: just play dude
So play or wait? |
[koki]: Hi
[Rocs]: thnx dude
[koki]: For what?
[Rocs]: not listening to you
[koki]: Why?
[Rocs]: im ganna get the rouges
[koki]: Can you see here rogues?
[Rocs]: attack me green.
[koki]: Zombies are green :P
[Rocs]: op=?
[koki]: What?
[Rocs]: ask your enemy if he attacks you first or last
[koki]: Ok
[koki]: Me first or last?
[Rocs]: no me 1st
[koki]: So move :P
[Rocs]: a oa |
>0:
1~3:[Gremlins]: i win
2~4:[DarkMagicain]: I don't think so
3~4:[Gremlins]: i don't run him i see that
4~5:[DarkMagicain]: huh!
5~5:[Gremlins]: also we have to decimate bowmen with magic
6~6:[DarkMagicain]: OK
7~7:[DarkMagicain]: thanks for yr info
8~7:[Gremlins]: u'll need it use them as decoys
9~8:[DarkMagicain]: haha
10~8:[Gremlins]: ahh crap
11~9:[DarkMagicain]: huh!
12~9:[Gremlins]: now ur elvens are dead
13~9:[DarkMagicain]: what's wrong?
14~9:[Gremlins]: i just dont get it
15~9:[DarkMagicain]: I don't have any so be happy:)
16~9:[Gremlins]: your buddy
17~10:[DarkMagicain]: yeah
18~10:[Gremlins]: hi all
19~11:[DarkMagicain]: hiiiiii
20~11:[Gremlins]: i need help
21~12:[DarkMagicain]: with what?
22~12:[Gremlins]: i should step with my golems
23~13:[DarkMagicain]: first of all u don't have and second there is no ghost here!
24~18:[DarkMagicain]: u are dieing hahahha
25~18:[Gremlins]: i know=)
26~19:[DarkMagicain]: good that u know!
27~19:[Gremlins]: long time to go actually 2nd year only
28~20:[DarkMagicain]: huh!< |
>0:
1~7:[Bandits]: thanks
2~11:[DarkMagicain]: for what?
3~11:[Bandits]: i was slow to joiin
4~12:[DarkMagicain]: yeah
5~12:[Bandits]: i will go for rogues
6~13:[DarkMagicain]: when?
7~13:[Bandits]: ama toi moje da gi nadigne
8~14:[DarkMagicain]: Non_Enlglsh!
9~15:[DarkMagicain]: English plz
10~15:[Bandits]: i speak to nekropsia
11~16:[DarkMagicain]: okay?
12~16:[Bandits]: byaka spikes next
13~17:[DarkMagicain]: stop it man
14~17:[Bandits]: yes sr!
15~18:[DarkMagicain]: good
16~18:[Bandits]: who the hell do u think u are
17~19:[DarkMagicain]: I just killed you and I'm the best bty!< |
com admited loss!
>0:
1~7:[Ghosts]: hi. i'm noob. good luck
2~8:[TheonlyVampier]: I don't need luck then:)
3~15:[TheonlyVampier]: SEE
4~15:[Ghosts]: i know but if you atk back i will lose even mre men
5~16:[TheonlyVampier]: yeah
6~16:[Ghosts]: lol..ty
7~17:[TheonlyVampier]: bye
8~17:[Ghosts]: ciao< |
this was with my multi
i am to bored to right the full name of elite forest keepers
efk:we are doomed
ELMANTO:yes you are
efk:but they dont know what they are facing
Elmanto: no i do
Efk:you use your skill point to attack right?
ELMANTO:if you mean the ability to cast powerful spells then yes |
One of my multis fight
1~0:[Hobgoblins]: left?
2~0:[Retech]: right
3~0:[Hobgoblins]: get demons
4~1:[Retech]: Which demons?
5~1:[Hobgoblins]: near minos
6~1:[Retech]: I don't see demons near minos
7~1:[Hobgoblins]: noooooooooo
8~1:[Retech]: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
9~1:[Hobgoblins]: hobo......add u as a friend
10~1:[Retech]: If you want
11~1:[Hobgoblins]: arr lots of works
12~1:[Retech]: Lol
13~1:[Hobgoblins]: the 8
14~1:[Retech]: What?
15~1:[Hobgoblins]: ghost
16~1:[Retech]: Which ghosts?
17~1:[Hobgoblins]: why ????????????
18~1:[Retech]: I don't know
19~1:[Hobgoblins]: i don't know
20~1:[Retech]: That's my text
21~1:[Hobgoblins]: its already doesnt matter...
22~1:[Retech]: Right
23~1:[Hobgoblins]: yeah seriously, i dont speak english
24~1:[Retech]: Eerr...
25~1:[Hobgoblins]: yes?
26~1:[Retech]: Nevermind
27~1:[Hobgoblins]: oh boy
28~1:[Retech]: What?
29~1:[Hobgoblins]: lexiee add me
30~1:[Retech]: Who's lexiee?
31~1:[Hobgoblins]: knife
32~1:[Retech]: Lol xD
33~1:[Hobgoblins]: hit succub with poiseners
34~1:[Retech]: I don't have yet poisoners
35~1:[Hobgoblins]: yeah i switched from dark elf
36~1:[Retech]: To barbarian? Nice
37~1:[Hobgoblins]: get that 1 farmer
38~3:[Retech]: What farmer?
39~3:[Hobgoblins]: swordman
40~3:[Retech]: So swordman or farmer?
41~3:[Hobgoblins]: 17 atk 15
42~3:[Retech]: What?
43~3:[Hobgoblins]: you guys win
44~3:[Retech]: I know :)
45~3:[Hobgoblins]: hack*
46~3:[Retech]: I'm not hacking
47~3:[Hobgoblins]: shit
48~3:[Retech]: xD
49~4:[Retech]: Unluck
50~4:[Hobgoblins]: omg wrong move
51~4:[Retech]: I see that :) Now die!
52~4:[Hobgoblins]: it's ok
53~5:[Retech]: Good you're ok, soon you won't be ok
54~6:[Retech]: Don't want to talk?
55~6:[Hobgoblins]: kill 1 1st
56~7:[Retech]: Okay
57~7:[Hobgoblins]: the one in range...
58~7:[Retech]: And now second
59~7:[Hobgoblins]: forest
60~8:[Retech]: Where?
61~8:[Hobgoblins]: dao mi de dao
62~8:[Retech]: English please...
63~8:[Hobgoblins]: t ha soffiato il posto
64~8:[Retech]: English or polish
65~8:[Hobgoblins]: mirsha
66~8:[Retech]: TALK IN KNOWN BY ME LANGUAGE please
67~9:[Retech]: Bye< |
Second multi fight
>0:
1~6:[Gremlins]: thnk you
2~6:[Sanch]: No problem
3~6:[Gremlins]: thanks again"
4~6:[Sanch]: No problem
5~6:[Gremlins]: kill the gargo
6~6:[Sanch]: Ok
7~6:[Sanch]: Okay
8~6:[Gremlins]: afraid?^^
9~6:[Sanch]: No
10~6:[Sanch]: And you
11~6:[Gremlins]: perfect thnx
12~6:[Sanch]: No problem
13~6:[Gremlins]: i was talkin to dark..
14~6:[Sanch]: Lol...
15~6:[Gremlins]: sprite or druids
16~6:[Sanch]: As you want
17~6:[Gremlins]: ok central..
18~7:[Sanch]: So demons?
19~7:[Gremlins]: imps are dead^^
20~7:[Sanch]: I know
21~7:[Gremlins]: your golems can take out the hbogoblins
22~7:[Sanch]: I don't have goblins
23~7:[Gremlins]: ne ponimau chto vi pishite
24~7:[Sanch]: English
25~7:[Gremlins]: french
26~7:[Sanch]: Polish
27~7:[Gremlins]: i am from lithuanian
28~7:[Sanch]: And me from poland
29~7:[Gremlins]: ukraine
30~7:[Sanch]: Japan
31~7:[Gremlins]: shell raise
32~7:[Sanch]: I can't raise
33~7:[Gremlins]: dont rise vampier only raise ghost
34~7:[Sanch]: I can't raise
35~7:[Gremlins]: your ghost behind zombie
36~7:[Sanch]: I can't raise!!
37~7:[Gremlins]: oops sorry
38~7:[Sanch]: Lol...
39~7:[Gremlins]: noooo
40~7:[Sanch]: yeees
41~7:[Gremlins]: plz dont be a runner
42~7:[Sanch]: Ok< |
