Author | Yo Momma Jokes |
I went for a 2.5 mile jog yesterday...
2 laps around your mum! |
yo momma is fat fat that when she step on thw weighing scale ,i can see my phone number |
your mamas so fat that when she wears a yellow coat everyone shouts twinkie! |
to mama so fat that when she steped on the scale ethreality saw how much gold he had |
Your mama is so fat you got tea-bagged by her fla[s |
Gell isn't that from a book your last joke |
michael jackson ain't dead he just lost in yo mommas flab |
Yo mama is so stupid, she throws a orange to the ground and yells: "go Pikachu"
Yo mama is so stupid, she sews a car tire on her back and plays Transformers. |
Yo Mamma's butt is so hairy Michael Jackson popped out and said "home in america" |
yo momma is so alive,she breathes everytime
^^this is hilarious! and i dont even get it!^^
Yo momma so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund! |
Yo momma so fat she butters her mayonaise |