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| If I was a butterfly would that make me a racoon? |
How do lordswmians like their eggs?
I like mine hard-boiled and eaten with a dash of soy-sauce. :9 |
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hope this one looks better |
| yay little bird! |
| To be a mushroom is to be a cloud. |
| If lords is called Lords, then why do are there Ladies? |
* I mean why are there ladies? hehehe
To be a Monkey In a Tree is to be a Monkey just like me! |
| If Olive Oil is made out of Olives... What is baby oil made out of? |
| If a pin were to drop on the floor and no-one was there to hear it, would it make a noise? |
| Could you describe to me the sound of one man hand-clapping? |
| Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? |
| If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? |
| Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? |
| If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
| Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one |
| If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? |
| What happens if you get scared half to death twice? |
| If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? |
