| Author | Brilliant Questions From Unintelligent People |
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Ooh man i just want to bake a pizza. u dont have to be so harsh to me about it.
How is it my fault that I am not good with math and science?
My school teachers were abducted and killed in an alien invasion? I guess, I am at fault too for this right? My school building was demolished in war by the Imperial Japanese Army. Perhaps I am at fault for that too? I went to a private instructor to learn science but she became a victim of a serial killer. Perhaps I was the serial killer and thus me at fault again. My dad used to beat me with a set of jumper cables whenever I tried to learn Maths and Science because it brought nothing but bad omen to our village. Nevertheless I tried to learn science but it was the last time because a group of 40 bandits looted, plundered and set fire to our village crops, library and houses. It was the last time I touched science and math.
I just wanted to follow some instruction and bake me a pizza but you have to bash me for that too. :( |
By the power given to me by the great country of Canada ..
i hold u to your words and announce u guilty of the crimes u say u committed xD
but u're good at math rly
18-21=-3 indeed. |
18-21=-3 indeed.
How do you know? If I have 18 bananas and monkey took 21 bananas then how can I end up with -3 bananas? This is so confusing. I didn't eat 3 bananas, didn't have 3 bananas. How did monkey take 3 more bananas? |
your account is credited with -3 bananas
regards,
Monkey |
regards,
Monkey
Well, well. That explains everything. Explains why you went bananas the other day on flood thread.
Do you do this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34IsFevTKaA
You obviously have learned how to use a computer, Koko but what more can you do? xD |
nah,i cant do the things they did in the video
but i have no regrets,my ancestors evolved long ago and now we call ourselves "humans"
the ppl u saw in the video are our retarded cousins ..yes.."ours" xD
what more can i do?
i can answer brilliant questions frm unintelligent ppl,even if that requires clarifying on the behalf of monkey itself :D |
How do you know? If I have 18 bananas and monkey took 21 bananas then how can I end up with -3 bananas?
This isn't an easy question, but I suppose you left a clue here:
How can mathematics be real if our i's aren't real?
So the monkeys ended up with 3i bananas and eating them created enough unreal space in their stomachs to eat all your 18 bananas. |
so the bananas he had were 18+3i
that adds up to root over 333 in modulus
that does not equals 21 o.O |
better conclusion would be that monkey ended up with root over 117 i bananas
but then if the bananas are imaginary,how'd it steal it for real :O
Omg,so confusing |
So the monkeys ended up with 3i bananas and eating them created enough unreal space in their stomachs to eat all your 18 bananas.
Thanks for the clear explanation. That explained everything :D
so the bananas he had were 18+3i
18+3i = 21i which is 21 bananas in imaginary space.
Here imaginary means imaginary example I created and Lord STB solved.
I just purchased a windows PC. Will installing anti-virus get my Computer autism like how vaccinating kids makes them autistic? |
| yes,it will |
yes,it will
I just installed an anti-virus. It seems my computer has become a savant at Maths but very poor at networking. Lately, it hasn't been very expressive and fails to make eye contact. Whenever I look into the webcam, the lens looks away from me. Now whenever I try to make contact with my friend's computer, mine just backs out due to poor networking.
My computer also fails to properly engage in conversation. Time to time it doesn't understand what I am trying to do despite having latest voice recognition program.
Earlier I thought the most resilient 0.001% ads survived but it seems that those are too vague, weird and irrelevant ads. Also it gets stuck on one task and refuses to move until it has completed it. Also it is showing repetitive motions (I checked the cooling fans, they keep on running and stopping from time to time).
Has my computer got autism? Please help!!
Will exposing it to a certain quantity of malware make it immune?
Also earlier I had Windows Vista. Did Microsoft put autism in it as a feature?
Help pls. Oooh man, i am not good with computers. :( |
your PC is doomed
sorry to say,it will never socialize agn
there's nothing u can do abt it
,but i did warn u
u just didn't listen |
I was on a date yesterday. It was the most romantic date I ever had.
We were taking a long walk in a beautiful park near the hills and watched sunset together, until the LSD wore off and I realized I was just dragging a mannequin through a parking lot.
Help here! HOW did my girlfriend turn into mannequin and how I ended up in a parking lot? Was I teleported by a Wizard? Oooh man! This is sooo confusing. My head hurts... |
2015-06-06 00:29: Received 1000 Gold from nytyn: small gift for making me laugh, i like your humor
Cheers! Since you transferred me gold, I couldn't help but think, if almost all money becomes digital, and digital data can be compressed. Can we use Winrar to reduce the national debt?
Also people always say money doesn't grow on trees but then why banks have branches?
Help me man! Oooh I am seriously even more terrible at economics than i am at science and math. This thread is getting out of control...my cells are dying help pls think for me plsss. :( |
| Also, if time is money and money is power then why is time not measured in Watts?!?!? |
| for 54....you were daydreaming. |
| Not so brilliant. |
| Two eyes are staring at eachother. The level of detail of what they both see is infinite. However you don't have enough zoom options to go deeper inside. |
for Lord Hallion91:
That is because you haven't got adult supervision like me. :P |
