| Author | Jokes about Vovochka :) |
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| Good ones here BTW, AHAHAHA, love dirty jokes ;) |
Vovochka was going his trip with his family out of town.
While his father was driving, he asks "Dad, what's that over there ?"
His dad answers "I don't know son".
After 10 mins, Vovochka says again "Dad, dad, what's that thing over there ?", to what his dad again answers "I don't know my boy".
After half an hour, Vovochka asks again "Dad dad dad !! Look that thing there is cool, what is it ?". His dad says again "I don't know child".
His mother then turns to Vovochka and makes a complain against him "Vovochka, don't bother your dad while driving, he can't focus" and then the dad complains to his wife "Woman, don't say such things to the kid, he must ask in order to learn !". |
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| i dont understand 42 |
i dont understand 42 me 2 :p
but #40 is too good XD love dirty jokes ;) o.O O.o |
42 means that he keeps saying "I don't know" to his child's questions and yet rebukes her wife like:
"Woman, don't say such things to the kid, he must ask in order to learn !"
So, what is it that the child is learning there, hehe :D |
| Exactly, the father was saying "I don't know" over stupid things he was bored to answer :D |
| More jokes please...:) |
Lesson at school. The teacher asks children what did their ancestors do during the Great War
- Masha, did your grandfather participate in the Great War?
- Yes, Marina Ivanovna. He was the tankman.
- And what about you Vovochka, did your grandfather also participate in the Great War?
- Yes Marina Ivanovna, I think he did. I believe he was the electrician.
-????
- Yes I have found a helmet of him. There were two lightning signs drawn on it... |
Right after the end of Great War children are describing what they did during the war.
Masha:
- I helped the soldiers carry ammunitions!
Tanya:
- I brought them dinners!
Lena:
- I cared for the wounded!
Vovochka:
- I once threw a grenade at a tank and destroyed it!
Everyone is amused.
- Cool! And what did the soldiers tell you?
- Gut, poy, sehr gut! |
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Lol, I haven't heard this one xD Epic |
Gut, poy, sehr gut!
i dont understand :/ |
| i think they say "good, boy, very good" with german language |
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[Post deleted by moderator Lord STB // There could be nothing funny when it includes a girl getting raped. Ever. Period.]
Player banned by moderator Lord STB until 2014-09-14 21:18:49 // FR4.4 / Joke with too vulgar content. |
| I love these jokes.. Esp that bicycle one :P |
| What if I rewrote the joke so that the girl finally gives in on her own will ? |
What if I rewrote the joke so that the girl finally gives in on her own will ?
I don't know, but there is something about these jokes. I can imagine what Vovochka looks like and hear his remarks. I see the parking lot and the girl stripping for him and they're all really funny... Hahaha. |
| [Post deleted by moderator ElfPride // Still a Joke with vulgar content] |
| Wow, such incest. Much shame :P |
