| Author | Yo Momma Jokes |
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Yo momma is so fat that when she jump in joyyy....She get stuck.
Yo momma is so stupid she couldn't put M & Ms in alphabetical order.
Yo momma is so hairy she has afros under her armpits. |
| Yo momma loves you more than herself |
| Yo momma is so stupid, she's the reason that there are bite marks and a warning sign near the metal donut. |
| Yo momma had you for 9 months and few days in her belly as she pregnants you |
| Yo mamma is so stupid she fell up the stairs |
| yo momma is so ugly when she was born her mom said what a treasure!Then your dad said yeah now lets bury it! |
| yo momma is so stupid she sold her son just to get dipars |
| Yo momma so fat, she was crossing the road and when I tried to drive around her... I ran outta gas! |
| yo momma is so stupid she tryed to kill 2 stones with 1 bird |
| Yo momma is so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch! |
| yo momma so stupid she tells u yo momma jokes |
34 2009-07-26 03:13:18
Yo mama is so fat that when the whales saw her at an aquarium they started singing "we are family"
the rest of the joke is " even though you're bigger than me" |
| Why are you making such topics for mothers? T.T |
| yo momma so stupid that when they told her she broke the speed limit she offered to fix it |
| Mods, Close the topic! |
| yo momma so fat she donated 300lb of fat to charity |
| Yo momma is so fat that when she goes sky diving people thinks she is a nuclear missile |
| Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!! |
| Yo momma is so stupid she called you an SOB |
Star Wars themed ones!
(I didn't come up with them, and they aren't really that funny)
Yo momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie!
(stolen from "meet the spartans")
Yo momma is so stupid she spent all day saying "are not" to R2!
Yo momma is so stupid she thinks Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles!
Yo momma is so fat, Ben kenobi saw her and said "thats no moon, thats your mum"!
Yo momma is so fat, Jabba the hutt saw her and said "Damn!"
Yo momma is so stupid she thinks a lightsaber is low in calories
(because it's light as in light/ healthy food options)
People will only get these if they know star wars relatively well
They aren't even that funny, but still. |
