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Gajodhar was travelling in a bus, suddenly a sharp turn came and he nearly fell on a girl standing nearby.
Girl in a furious manner:"What are you doing?"
Gajodhar:"I'm doing MBA from punjab university" |
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What's the heck with this game?
It cannot be hacked dude! xD |
OMG Veteran U Got some Jokes *Digi*
*i will follow You*
Yeah right! |
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. |
How do you make Santa laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday....!!!! |
How do you make Santa laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday....!!!!
sry dont get the point |
that means if u cut a joke on santa on tuesday....he shall understand the meaning 4 days later.....like you......
;D |
I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people...
they're stickin' with the chopsticks
No offence or anything
:) |
| Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person? |
How do you make Santa laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday....!!!!
very popular joke but it isnt santa.. never has been... u just randomly changed it... |
heres a popular joke
MaChaoSho |
| why do chickens across the street? |
here is one
what does a hierarchy overseer do when his purifier is destroyed?
he get petrified
(for who didn't understand it the purifier is a mega weapon that is to expensive and rare and losing it is like losing the war) |
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat." "Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot.
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself floating on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another. After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?". |
here is one:
cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny
what said your mother when you were born??
shit happens... |
Italian Vacation
You must use an Italian accent for this joke to work:
One Day Ima go to Detroit to a Bigga Otel, I go down to eata breakfast, I
tella waitress, I wanna two pisses of toast. She brings me only one piss.
I tella her I wanta two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say to her you
no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss
on the plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calla
me a sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eata lunch ata drake restaurant. The waitress bringa me a
spoon anda knife but no fock. I tella her, I wanna fock. She tella me
everybody wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the
table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna Ma bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna Otel, and there's no sheet on my bed. I calla
the manager anna tella him I wanna sheet. He tella me to go to the toilet.
So I say, you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed. He say you better
not sheet on the bed you sonna ma bitch.
I go to check out anda the man at the desk say. Peace to you, I say Piss
on you too, you sonna ma bitch.
I go back to Italy. |
Canibal Test
Three men were lost in the forest and later captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest with the cannibals and get 10 pieces of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather some.
The first man came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the second step of the trial to him. First, he had to shove the fruits up his ass without any expression on his face, or he would be eaten. The first apple went in, but when he tried the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.
The second man arrived and showed the king that his ten fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial to the second man, he secretly thought to it would be easy to shove the berries up his ass. On the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, so he was also was killed and went to heaven.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!"
The second one replied, "I know, but I couldn't help it. I was doin' just great when all of a sudden the third guy showed up with all those watermelons!" |
Drinking Tea
This guy dies and goes to Hell. The Devil meets him at the gates and says "There are 3 rooms here and you can choose which one you want to spend eternity in".
The Devil takes him to the first room where there were people hanging from the walls by their wrists and obviously in agony.
The Devil takes him to the second room where the people are being whipped with metal chains.
The Devil then opens the third door, and the man looks inside and sees loads of people sitting around, up to their waists in shit, drinking cups of tea.
The man decides instantly which room he is going to spend the rest of eternity in and chooses the last room. He goes into the third room, picks up his cup of tea and the Devil walks back in saying "Ok, guys, tea break's over, back on your heads |
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put them in a Round Room and tell them to find a corner.
lol |
