| Author | #7755 Syrian's Brotherhood - the discussion topic |
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| I won't be able to win without a cantine in the latrine |
This is embarrassing ... the latrine is small ...
When I go to shit, shit out ... |
| Looks like a poor man's version of Uncle Modi's Tavern to me. |
| Well .. economy sure is in crisis so instead of beer jokes, we've to be content with latrine jokes :P |
we need a karaoke system to sing along xD
karaoke wins it!
We need us a Carny!
we already have a Circus Show... but maybe, there's no such thing as too much entertainment, right?
Looks like a poor man's and living version of Uncle Modi's Tavern to me.
i agree to that :p |
| Corpses of the deceased are piling up. We need a priest to perform a funeral. |
| ..or a necromancer to put them to good use >:) |
a holy necromancer xD
i want a laptop option in the latrines so that i can play lordswm while doing it :p |
| But ... the latrine is located inside the lordswm, why do you want to play lordswm when you live in it ? o.O |
"the latrine is located inside the lordswm"
..Ohh that is a nasty thought. :| |
| Deep down inside, yes :P |
i am proud to announce that the Latrine has its own Deity. We are now starting our religious cult, and therefof we need worshippers, prophets, diseased fellows to miraculously cure, and the like.
Praise Lesena! Rejoice!! |
lessena* aunty, hai!
lemme worship u as a a god of good news and bad news.
as that is the work u are known for ;) |
Prophet here to guide your way mortals.
"A day shall come, when lessena will win the miss HWM competition. And when that day comes, all who despise her will hide like rats in their holes !"
Psalm Hallion 4.p7 |
we're starting our own TV broadcast! no more generalistic media brainwashing! from now on, we do the brainwashing ourselves...
(because brains are like underwear: they're at their best when clean. and god knows we have dirty, dirty minds...) |
for Lord Syrian:
TV broadcasts? Do you have a toll free line to drop crappy ideas for crappy shows? |
drop you ideas here!
our TV broadcast is a paid premium service, for subscribers only. but yeah, lots of crappy shows ;) |
for Lord Syrian:
oh yes!oh yes! I have one, brace yourselves.. I present to you "Space Hussars". |
| space who? |
| Space Hussars, riders of horses equipped with jetpacks. Torment their enemies by dropping horse crap from the zenith. |
