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AuthorWarp-A-Wish Thread
Wish granted you are knighted by Canada, sadly it was a bogus ceremony and you are arrested the next day.

I wish i didn't have to get my hair cut.
Wish granted, you go bald.

I wish Garthul would admit his undying love to me.
wish granted u and garthul fell in love but u just knew that ur mother in law was a cruel woman and she decides to kill ya

i wish i dont wish for anything that i wish to wish anything
wish not granted because the wish granter doesn't understand your wish

i wish i know how to set up websites
Wish granted. But the government closed your site down the next day because they thought it is a terrorist site(!) and throws you into prison.

I wish Dreadclaw is straight.
wish granted, I'm now straight. Then I find a closet and come out of it again. At least I tried!

I wish someone would call Justiciar to justice!
wish granted but justiciar was a lazy justiciar and called up to be evil



i wish dreadclaw hate garthul so much that she would kill her own bson and daughters
wish granted, but unfortunately it all happens in your dream and no one gets hurt in real life...

i wish i could beat kusika in a thief ambush
wish granted,but a few hours after you beat him he ambushes you and steals all your gold

i wish i had a new computer
wish granted, but the computer contained a virus that would never let you switch on your computer successfully

I wish someone would tell me what the exact definition of die is in words, without letting me experience it for myself.
When your heart stops beating.

I wish that I would be a Goblin ;)
wish granted but you are humiliated in front of a lot of ppl when a farmer beats you in a duel


i wish i could create titans
wish granted, but seeing that you are a weak leader, they turn against you destroying your army and castle...

i wish my ghosts had 100% miss rate.
wish granted but intead of miss rate on them they our the only ones that can miss in fights
i wish my army was unbeatable
wish granted, your account is blocked. Nobody can ever beat your army again.

I wish life was a bittersweet symphony.
wish granted but u were bored being bittersweet symphony that u change to soursweet rock.

i wish i have the DOTA CD
wish granted, u got it, but that CD is broken

i wish i can play dota like a pro
wish granted but behind ur back the DOTA have virus which ruins ur computer


I wish aRU would kill kusika(in game)
Wish granted but the lvl 9 players saw that you wished for kusika to be killed 9in the game) and killed u :D

I wish my family was back now becuase they have my hamburger and McNuggets from McDonalds xDDDD
wish granted, but they give you poisoned hamburgers and mcnuggets

I wish to know, if a person's heart doesn't beat for just 5 seconds, would he still be considered as dead? (according to post 211, he should, but if that is true, then many people should be able to "be brought back to life from the dead")
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