| Author | The suicide game! :D |
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I eat the paper thinking of it as if it were food. I choke my throat and die.
I drop an Ice-Cream |
I eat the ice-cream. I then become obsessed with eating ice cream and become a evil villan bent on world domination of the ice cream monopoly. After fourty four years of eating nothing but ice cream I repent my actions, have a stroke, and die. Twice.
I drop a post. |
for those who dont know i am really allergic to icecream and it causes snowphilia for me so my ESR rost o such limits after eatng the icecream that i die of bronchitis
i throw a barbie doll at the next person |
Barbie doll come to life and slices my head off
I place a grain of sand |
have you heard of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis it had nothing to do with this i just asked a wizard about it and he thought that i was commenting on his knowledge he shrank me to a size 1/8 of tyhe sand grain and dropped it on me i died
i drop a cool flute which is literally cold |
