| Author | What to do so you do not get a speeding ticket |
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Trust me
Its not easy to flirt your way out of a speeding ticket :P |
for limustudotcom:
'local' laws
more like 'local' enforcement. The police concentrate on certain streets and areas like your examples. I've seen police parked at certain areas literally for years. And of course not all officers will pull you over for speeding. Most police aren't assigned to traffic enforcement or consider themselves off-duty at certain times/areas.
for azabukinie:
well u could try to flirt your way out of a ticket
Not anymore; the bad economy in the past few years have had the police supervisors telling their officers to not give warnings and to meet their quota. |
for horse-man:
its not easy to flirt your way into a speeding ticket though is it |
What to do so you do not get a speeding ticket
Not speed?
Anyway its not speeding its "time-efficient driving" :D
Off topic: Some guy here in perth got caught drink driving at a booze bus, then got caught speed- drink driving after overrtaking a police car on the freeway doing 189 km/h on the same night in a brand new merc... LOL |
| i think its wrong do you kow who am i ??my big brother he is A police |
| Tell him, random online guy says hi XD |
I'll give the radical option of not speeding.... much. If you are going 0-9 kph over the limit you need to be really unlucky to get a ticket.
Co-operation is also better. Once I was doing 120kph in an 80 zone. it was a 100 zone but had just dropped to 80. I was pulled over. I said all the right things. They searched my car and let me off with a warning.
I think they weren't traffic cops so they couldn't be bothered doing the paperwork, but wanted to shake down someone doing 40 kph over the limit. If I tried the stuff the OP says, I would have been ticketed for sure. |
lol, just randomly start flirting with the officer, i would like to see that done on the news
today police arrested a man driving fast enough to be racing through the streets
The man tried to flirt with the officer, and now has been let off with a warning |
I know a kind of joke about this (ah, and sorry if I can't tell it very good in english) :
An old lady was speeding through a city, racing with the other cars, passing on red light etc.
Once, a policeman sees her and starts chasing her. The lady speeds up and tries to run breaking a lot of rules, but finally the police catches her and she stops.
The police asks for her driving licence, but she says she doesn't have one. Then, the police asks her for the car papers, but the lady says she doesn't have them because the car is stolen. Then the police asks for her identity card, which she doesn't have for another reason. The police asks for reinforcements because he doesn't know what criminal could he be talking to.
The reinforcements arrive and the boss is asking her: "I heard you have drove this car without a driving licence". Then the lady says: "What? No, I have it (and she gets it from the car's torpedo.". Then the boss says: "Interesting.. but I also heard you don't have the car's papers". The lady replies: "Oh yes, I have them!" (And she gets them and shows them to the boss). Then the boss, irritated, says: "Ok, but can I see your identity card?". The old lady replies: "Yes, of course." (And she hands it to the boss). Then she continues: "Oh, what a policeman, how could he lie so much! Maybe he also told you I was speeding in the city...". |
