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12:00 PM
Just came back to the city from out the country. I'm very happy, but the owner isn't, because this lazy person chased after me for half an hour around the whole countryside, because i didn't want to go back to the city, and the owner was after a hangover :) But i really liked it there, it was awesome! When the owner was loking for me, i got into the car and looked out the window, watched him as he looked for me :))) it took him pretty long to find me.
1:00 PM
Mmmm, the city, i forgot how it is here! Sharpened my claws on the owner's pillows, got smacked, got offended. Sharpened my claws on the window curtains, got smacked, got offended, Sharpened my claws on the owner's feet, got smacked got offended. Smacked the owner, he got offended.
1:30
Found owner's headphones, tried to eat them. But they turned on and it scared me so much that i jumped up and flew across the entire room.
2:00
Oh! now i understand how to shoot in Quake 5! Killed so much monsters already i'm too good, but i gotta stop with this, owner will find out - will make me play online under his username ;)
2:10
What does owner want from me? Im laying here on the floor belly up relaxing, and he comes in and says, "when fish do that, it means they're dead" and then he took a stick and started poking me! That scum, i'll get my revenge!
3:00
With my battlecry (MEEEEOOOOWW!!!) i jumped onto my owner's head from the dresser. My revenge was amazing, the owner peed himself. ^^
5:00
Found the owner's notebook, he left it on the table. i ripped out a couple of pages, put them down under the lamp for comfortability, and layed down on them, this is what i call sauna :)
6:00
I trimmed my wiskers - owner will be so surprised when he sees me :D
6:10
"Hello, this is the owner again! My cat is obviously stupid, he was just poking his face around a candle, burned all of his wiskers off!!"
6:20
Hmm, i have to hide my diary better, this is the 2nd time he finds it!
6:25
A couple of minutes ago i thought something was about to kill my owner so i "saved him". He was standing on the balcony watering some plant, and i see something moving next to that plant so i think that it's something dangerous, i jump on the owner, he falls down and breaks the plant that he was watering. What i thought was danger turned out to be a little bird... Oh no here comes the screaming.... :O | | keep it up man...i'm loving it :D | Would it be possible for you to post the link to the thread in the ru. server?
Anyway, good job, been waiting a long time for it. | | ^ | for ChooJeremy:
http://www.heroeswm.ru/forum_messages.php?tid=693227 | that's a very great story!!! i love it!!! ^^
keep up the great work! ^^ | | i have little time to write the next part right now, i have Finals in school beggining on june 8th so in a week. gotta get ready. then, it's summer and free time :) next part will come soon =) | | np, i'm waiting! ^^ | | http://www.heroeswm.ru/forum_messages.php?tid=693227&page=0 - Authoress steal story!!! | #29
umm... is that the same link with post #25? | for IGR3:
yes i made a post saying that i am translating the story. and 50% of it is mine.
[Player banned by moderator Tyrisia until 2010-06-05 08:16:41 // Multies are not allowed to talk in Main forum.] | | srry 4 post 31. my multi. som3one plz ban it from the forum... | I'm back! :) there were so much mail in my inbox about "why did i stop writing the diary" so i decided to come back :)
11:00
Owner found ice cream in the fridge! And do u know what ice cream is made of? Milk! and i love milk :) But he's not sharing, got all for himself. Haha but while he's busy with that, i'll go steat the steak he got earlier today >:D
12:00
What is this?! has the owner gone crazy?! after watching some movies, he said he's getting a dog! this is just obsurd!! I am the only animal in this house. (well not counting the mouse, the cockroaches and the owner) and i will not let a dog take my place!! :(
12:30
the owner left to get the dog. of well, i don't care anymore, maybe now, there will be somebody smart in this house, you can't even play checkers with the owner, i don't know why, maybe he is just stupid.
13:00
The dog turned out to be something small, running around everywhere biting and clawing everything, and it's always asking for food. i wonder if he's always that crazy. Oh well, i don't mind him that much, but if he starts drooling all over the house, i will kick him out!
13:30
This creature just tried to sniff me and he got smacked. then i got smacked by the owner because the dog got smacked by me. now the owner is going to get smacked just for the company :D
14:00
I just turned on the speakers to listen to music, and HE came... i don't like that dog... what does this furry creature need from me?! he already tried to eat out of my bowl, what next!!? if he does that again, i will chop him up! nobody eats out of my bowl except for me!!
14:30
Can this creature be my karma for being lazy? O.O
15:00
Hmm, everything turned out much better than i thought, this creature made such a mess!! he chewed up the remote from the TV, peed on the floor , and ran around the owner's bed after being outside in the mud. The owner is now looking for some person (stupid person) that would take this dog as a pet. and when he finds that person, i'll live in peace again :D
16:00
Helped the owner to look for a guy that would take the dog.
17:00
NOO! the worst thing just happened! i was playing a game with the owner, he was throwing a tennis ball to me and i would chase it and bring it back to him. well, after 20 minutes of playing the game, i got carried away and all i could think of was catching the ball. well the ball bounced into the bathroom right into the bathtub and i jumped right for it not realising that it was full of water! :((
21:00 All dried up and cozy in my owner's bed, with no annoying dog around. Good nite :D | | a very good composition i congratulate u heartily | i suggest u to send this story to Disney...
very interesting... | | love it..keep it up :) | 15:00
the owner's sleeping, and it's time for him to feed me! i tried to wake him up, nothing's working. hmm... what if i put my furry paw in him mouth...
15:03
Ok he stopped coughing now, and smacked me :( well, i'll get him back later if i don't forget.
16:00
While the owner was torturing me, i decided to get him back. The revenge was the best i've ever done! I bit him! :D now im sitting under the couch, i hope the owner is not going to get me here.
16:10
Aaa he's sitting on the couch with a baloon waiting for me. only this is a wrong baloon, a baloon is supposed to have air inside, but this one has water!! Cold, wet water D:
16:20
Hmm, the owner fed me. Maybe he forgot about what i did to him?
16:30
It's sunny outside, im laying on the window, the owner won't find me here :)
16:35
No, he found me. Oh well. Birds flying around outside, maybe i should try to catch them again? Nah,, last time was enough for me, my behind hurt so much, and they weren't even that good. Or maybe i just don't know how to cook them right? maybe i can find a cook book around here somewhere..
17:00
ok the owner left somewhere, that means i can go on the internet to check that bird recipe, i have to make sure i don't check the korean cook book, i did once, and i couldn't sleep for days O.O
17:30
Walked around the room, found owner's guitar. If he notices anything, i'll tell him that there were only 2 strings before i touched it :D
18:00
I layed down on the soft couch, rolled into a ball, and got sooo comfortable.. :) but then , can u imagine what HE did?!!! instead of letting me be happy, he pushed me off the couch and saying, "get off my couch! there is only place for one" Well why does that -one- have to be him and not me? :(
21:00
well, after catching a few birds and having a great dinner, im off to bed :) | Ok he stopped coughing now, and smacked me :( well, i'll get him back later if i don't forget.
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