| Author | Alex & Maxim kidnapped by Dwarves |
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Sry good luck with the resque of our Admins.
I'm gonna drink untill i'v got a headache and then i'm gonna drink some more to get rid off that headache... i'm such a looser... |
for AKA-Sarobinas: looks like u were brain-washed by those dwarves so that u couldn't continue on this mission, so all other secret agents
PLEASE BEWARE !!! |
| A recent check shows that our beloved Arctic,may too have been kidnapped by the Dwarves :( |
| Do the dwarves have them or do they have the dwarves? |
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The situations getting quite complicated. I'm almost certain that atleast some of our LWM Security service members are on the enemy payroll (possibly they're getting paid in high-quality dwarven rocks >.<) |
It appears from extensive checks of the PayPal account that a very large order was recently placed for vodka from an online auction site.
This together with a supply of peanuts was delivered to the Dwarven stronghold where independant witnesses have reported a very large party is underway.
An unconfirmed report says that Maxim is currently winning the drinking games. More info will be provided once our spy sobers up a little. |
| hic cup |
well it seems like those dwarves have got to know about the spy's
and they are forming a large army to have an attack on the empire
we must be ready for this battle,
when all of them come and attack we will have to give them a counter attack and someone of the spy's may go and rescue maxim and alex ........
(i thinks it might be a good idea)
but we await for the spy's to provide us with more information :) |
No wander the Dwarf Wars aren't coming, they're too drunk to war on anybody ^^
It seems that Maxim is a cunning strategist ;) |
| I'll create the special team of hobbits (trust me...the only ones who can spot the dwarves:P), I'll make some calls and will have an F-16 squad checking the Great Capital, marines will be securing East Bay and Misty Coast will be full of warships.Commandos will be searching the Ridge of Hope and submarines will guard the Yellow Lake.Tanks will search Blooming Glade.Parachutes will fall down on the Silent Hill and Helicopters will fly over Seraph's Tears. I'm waiting answers from Superman, Batman, Spiderman and other Superheroes...10 nukes are waiting for my signal and an Uruk-Hai squad will be ready charge at them anytime.That's all...for now:P xD |
| you forgot the Super-Dealer! he will deal with dwarves in no time. |
Breaking News :
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Our spy network just informed us that the leaders of the Dwarves are respectively Dealer and Casino. Some neutral witness have seen the 2 ex-employees of Empire, Maxim and Alex talking around a glass of vodka with a quite large group of Dwarves. Some have reported that they were having discussion about the weaknesses of the empire and were planning to strike us at any moment.
Be on your guard and trust no one but your closest friends and family. |
| DEATH TO EMPIRE!!!!!!!!! glory to the dwarfs!!!!!!!!!!!! :D |
I'll create the special team of hobbits (trust me...the only ones who can spot the dwarves:P), I'll make some calls and will have an F-16 squad checking the Great Capital, marines will be securing East Bay and Misty Coast will be full of warships.Commandos will be searching the Ridge of Hope and submarines will guard the Yellow Lake.Tanks will search Blooming Glade.Parachutes will fall down on the Silent Hill and Helicopters will fly over Seraph's Tears. I'm waiting answers from Superman, Batman, Spiderman and other Superheroes...10 nukes are waiting for my signal and an Uruk-Hai squad will be ready charge at them anytime.That's all...for now:P xD
I am your fan. YAY |
Official Report, Homeland Security, Secret Service Bureau
Dear LWM Community,
Just a warning that there may be many heroes claiming to be working for our Bureau -- and some of them are, indeed! However, you should take any information printed here, which doesn't bear our Bureau's Official Stamp and Seal, with a grain of salt and pepper. Even some traitors have been recognized to post!
Nevertheless, we see it favorable -- and even encourage everyone! -- to have this panel busy with all your inputs, as that makes it harder tracking our real undercover agents' reports, by the Dwarves' counter-intelligence.
In consequence, to all: keep sending your reports!
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It is with regret we must inform that the first volunteer undercover team sent out to rescue our beloved admins has been declared MIA. We have lost all communication with them and their status is currently unknown to us. We can only assume the worst: All our heroes who have courageously put the well-being of the Realm and of our admins before their own lives and safety, have perished!
Our hearts and prayers are with the victims and their families (whose names we can not disclose for obvious reasons). Let us all remember our brave martyrs and their sacrifice by keeping a minute of silence in their honor...
--- (Total silence) ---
--- (One minute later...) ---
The Bureau confirms that the spirits in the Dwarven camp are currently quite high, and enemies are celebrating big time! We also confirm that Vodka-convoys have been spotted making their ways into enemy's camp. No matter who drinks it... that's surely no good news for us!
Reports from The Office of Her Majesty, the Empress, allow me to say only this much:
"The Dwarves are 'willing' to exchange Alex & Maxim for the fate of the Realm. Thy Highness, the Empress, has received a formal request to disarm all armies, all Lords of the Empire, and to hand over the Great Capital with all its dependent provinces to a Dwarven Governor, who will rule the whole Land. In exchange for that, we will get our admins back -- alive (our intell suggests that the fleet stationed at sea will make way back, taking by surprise Archmage Sorish, and invading his Lands). Failure to do so, will lead to a terrible fate for both Alex & Maxim, and all the Dwarven armies will invade the Realm. Without our admin's support, none in the Realm will live to tell the rest!..."
Dear Community, hard times are laid ahead of us! Bizillions of Dwarven minions are awaiting an answer, for as long as they can get what they want for free (not to mention having a darn' good time while doing so!).
However, alone, with no admin on our aside, we wouldn't stand a chance!
The whole Bureau is working around the clock to get them back. Councilor Karilosh himself, with all his 700 angels, is personally involved in the matter! He has been doing field work in enemy territory for the last three months, and provides invaluable information back home.
Loyal adviser and assistant Arctic is equally deeply involved in the case. However, I can not say anything more about that. He is not officially part of our Department, and I am not at liberty to disclose any more information about him. His moves and involvement are Strictly Classified. Suffices to say: he is with us!
If we had our admins on our side, all the Dwarves from hell and heaven can attack us, and THEY will be the ones to not tell the rest!...
Until further notice,
naviron,
LWM Security Service. |
| I've got my reports: The hobbit special squad have searched bushes, trees and behind objects...NEGATIVE...The F-16s didn't find any trace of the admins...The marines didn't report anything suspicious at East Bay and Misty coast is clear.The caves of ridge of hope are clear...Commandos also searched inside the dragon's stomachs so we can be 100% sure...The bottom of Yellow lake is clean with no sign of the dwarves...Tanks have bobmabrd the whole Blooming glade and no Admins's parts ere found:P Silent hill and Searaph's tears are all clean...That's all for now.The Uruk-Hai squad is still waiting and I'm forming a team of Superheroes right now...:P |
| Im in cause im a good rusher |
| Just recieved a ransom note from the dwarves . They want 10 billion gold and Silent hill for the release of the admins |
| Let's just go kick their asses O.o |
Latest news just in:
Dwarves have also taken captive a number of our forum MODs, chat MODs, Keepers & Jurists.
cepruyc - Forum/Chat/Help moderator
Zyanya - Forum/Chat moderator & Keeper
takesister - Help moderator
Modi - Juries
Others have been subject to an intimidation campaign by dwarven plants to stop them performing their duties or may even have been replaced with clones
This is a worrying development. Will these Dwarves stop at nothing to achieve total domination? |
