| Author | Masterti facts |
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| MasterTI doesn't need arts to win, the arts need MasterTI for a reason to exist. so its MasterTI's fault for the ap system!!!! |
masterti put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later masterti dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
masterti kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
masterti' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
masterti knows where Carmen Sandiego is. |
| the dog doesn't bite MasterTI,MasterTI bites the dog xD |
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures MasterTI has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with MasterTI.
#MasterTI is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# MasterTI counted to infinity - twice.
# When MasterTI does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# MasterTI is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# MasterTI hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# MasterTI can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# MasterTI can slam a revolving door.
# MasterTI does not get frostbite. masterti bites frost
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a MasterTItatorship. |
| It is not you who is spreading the gosship...it is MasterTI making you belief you can type on the keyboard |
If you can see MasterTI, he can see you. If you can't see masterti you may be only seconds away from death.
MasterTI sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, MasterTI roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
MasterTI has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a MasterTI toilet paper, but it wouldn't take pooh from anybody.
A blind man once stepped on MasterTI shoe. MasterTI replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm MasterTI!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by MasterTI.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by MasterTI, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. |
The world is only illusion, MaterTI is the only truth.........
MaterTI is not real, Reality is Master TI |
| Actually what so special about this MasterTI.I know him.He is my friend.lol.Next time,let had a CrossXvamki's facts. |
| I don't anyone to spread gossip on my bro |
| O_o |
| I made my appearance as request. |
I don't anyone to spread gossip on my bro
lol.It's okay bro. |
MasterTI once got bit by a rattle snake
after 3 days of much pain and suffering
the rattle snake died O.o
superman wears MasterTI pajamas |
Q. What is the proof that you are alive?
A. You have not seen MasterTI. |
| MasreTI recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Coca Cola. |
| Is this a thread to insult MasterTI? or just jokes? |
| what do you like |
| We are just praising the mighty MasrerTI |
| MasterTi is best player in game ?/? o__0 |
| You are wrong....The game is best MasterTI is it's player |
