| Author | LWM Longest Grandpa Bedtime Story Ever… |
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| ..when suddenly five "elezepigs" (half-elephants, half-zebras, half-pigs) appeared, apparently attracted by the massive crowd of fruits at the capital. All the fruits are terrified by these monstrosities? oh, who would save the fruits?... |
| A wizard came there and made elezepigs smaller than an ant by his magic..... |
| The wizard himself ate all the fruits and then released his titan to destroy the city his name was "fat albert".... |
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Empire apperaed killed the wizard,killed the titan,ate arctic,and held her sword up high said abra kadabra and everything was gone except for misself and the boy with the toadstool
this is for all the people that wanted to post something about the toadstool |
| then the great wizard leaving in nearby kingdom enchanted some verse and made everything killed by empire alive |
| and a tournament started, its aim to kill the creatures killed by empirethat came alive... |
| ..what was the result of a spell from Nashgul the great necromancer, who tried... |
..tried to not only raise those who were killed by Empire, but ALL undead creatures around Great Capital.
Apparently, Nashgul is going to attack Great Capital. |
| But when Nashgul came The Empire was bitten by a magical evil toadstool on the toe and yelled. Nashgul thought it was a battle cry and....... |
ran away in abject fear of the strength and might behind that battle cry.
Suddenly, loud footsteps of a titan that would make all other titans look like dwarves echoed through the land as a monster that was dressed as a plumber in red came to step on the toadstool.... |
| As the plumber was about to jump on the toadstool it was crushed by the enormous titan this made the empire very mad and slayed the titan in one blow but then a magical wizard from the south east came and...... |
| and used a magic punch on empire's head to knock on her sealed brain's door.. |
| but the empire's sealed brain door was to strong to break for the wizard so he used lightning on the empire but she deflected it straight back at the wizard and severely injured him as she goes to deal the finishing blow...... |
| but she realised even she cant attack players... and so the wizard ran away from the battle... |
| and he met a necromancer who was raising skeletons is the graveyard...... |
| The wizard said to the necromancer,"My lord... I fail. Empire is getting stronger everyday. Last time I checked,she was level 3.Do you know what level she is now?" |
??????????XD i wizard working for a necromancer lol
the necromancer said "i told you to conquer the Chinese empire not Empire"...... |
| so he went to conquer the chinese empire but just got his.... |
| head squashed in a car compactor and he lived happily ever after with a minor injury until....... |
